Stupid Guest Tricks

Didn't happen to me, but a fellow CM told this to me. At Buzz, guests were coming to the Unload postion when they asked if they could ride again??? Why?? Was their blaster not working?? Nope!!Did they suck?? Nuh uh!! The reason: THEY COULD FIND THEIR BLASTER!!!! Where was it?? It was draped over the crusier where they didn't see it and didn't bother pulling on the cord to retrieve the blaster. In the words of the great Carlos Mencia, they are a great example of "Dee dee dee!!!"

NO! on the grounds that they might accidentally laser themselves in the eye.

This is ass-backwards,but last Sept.we rode Pooh. The CM said "If you'd like to ride again,feel free". we didn't even have to get out of the car. I told him "Thank you very much". I asked my grand-kids if they wanted to ride again,they told me 'no'. I 'do' appreciate the offer ,but Pooh ....SUCKS.

GMC wrote:NO! on the grounds that they might accidentally laser themselves in the eye.

That exactly happened!!! A guest informed me that soem asian tourst didn't know how to work the gun and all through out the ride, they were pointing the gun at themselves, looking straight into the laser, lol.

See, that's why I say there should be a film in the queue. They have one to show you how to put your flippin' seat belt on at Star Tours, why not a quick infomercial on the lazers? Even if the guest doesn't speak English, the pictures usually work.

DLRFantasmic!Dan wrote:That exactly happened!!! A guest informed me that soem asian tourst didn't know how to work the gun and all through out the ride, they were pointing the gun at themselves, looking straight into the laser, lol.

Clearly, she was seeking free lasick. We should have charged her $20,000. That'll earn you a Financial spirit award!