they are so stupid. if you stand in a crowd and just stand and stare at something, so others will stand and look where you are.
also helps saying OMG and wow, look at that too
Oh look a rope! Oh well!
Re: Oh look a rope! Oh well!
That reminds me of something in a book of collected humor from Reader's Digest. This young lady was walking down the street in the city, when she felt the elastic in her undies " give". She wasn't too concerned as there was more keeping them in place, but then she felt the rest of it snap too. As her panties began sliding down from under her skirt, she noticed a young sailor watching. Suddenly, he pointed skyward and yelled, "Look at that!" Everybody on the street stopped and looked where he was pointing, and the young lady quickly collected her panties and scampered to safety to fix them.