Stupid Guest Tricks

You need this....


Simply spray this on your body. It will put out a fragrance that only Stupid Guest can smell and it will repell them away from you.



I was at work the other day stocking hair spray and saw this stuff on the shelf. The SG is for "Salon Graphix" I couldn't see the name from where I was standing, just the SG and the first thing the popped in my head was "Stupid Guest" So I said to myself, "Hey they need a Stupid Guest anti-spray." A littl ephoto shop later and here ya go. :D:

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That is too cool.Good thing it doesn't smell like a fresh beer.You would have some old fart stalking you 'all' day long.

darph nader wrote:That is too cool.Good thing it doesn't smell like a fresh beer.You would have some old fart stalking you 'all' day long.

I have no idea what it smells like....

head mouse wrote:Simply spray this on your body. It will put out a fragrance that only Stupid Guest can smell and it will repell them away from you.

:D:

head mouse wrote:You need this....

not sure I care about the smell but can I order a few cases? Oh wait it won't work over the phones and that's how I get most of my SGs these days.

I'd say, forget about spraying it on you; make up several truckloads of it and spray the entire park. Also manager's and shift leaders' offices, and lockers of annoying co-workers. Voila! Fewer crowds, no dipstick managers or shift leaders, or pus-for-brains co-workers. Truly a magical moment! Life would be so much easier!

[quote="felinefan"]I'd say, forget about spraying it on you]


HA HA HA We coudl just get a crop duster to fly over and dust the whole park.
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