Stupid Guest Tricks

Hello allm, I am new to SGT.com.

Last week I had a really stupid guest who I talked to by the World of Disney store in down town Disney. She asked where she could find the Simba parking lot. For those who dont know that lot is located south of the Disneyland Hotel.
I responded to her with a question; I asked "how did you get to to the parks today from the Simba lot".
She said I walked from Simba passed the hotels, past Espn Zone, then the House of Blues, then to the parks.
Then I said if you want to go back to Simba parking, you would need to do everything you did earlyier in the day, BUT THIS TIME DO IT IN REVERSE.

The funny thing was hat she didnt even realize that she had answered her own question.

Needless to explain that our guests are stupid.

Needless to explain that our guests are stupid.

Opps, I just read over the thread I started and noticed what I just said about our guests being stupid. Instead of just saying that they are stupid I should just say that they leave thier brains as soon they pull their car into the stall or when they leave their hotel rooms. ANyway most are dumb.

Sorry kingocal,'some' are dumb, not most.

Hon, that's nothing. I went to Disneyland last Thursday and even before we were finished getting out of our car, a guest asked me what time the park closed that day. Was it because I was dressed like I usually am and they mistook me for a Haunted Mansion CM? I'll post the pics tomorrow and you decide.

After some reflection,what you should have told her kingocal,"Okay ,go to Harbor Blvd. That's east of the park,turn right so you're going south. When you get to Katella,turn right again (west).Now,walk ALL the way to the end of the Resort,to Disneyland Dr.Turn right once again,go north and keep your eyes open,you can't miss it".

Here is the picture of Jack and I like I promised. So, do I look like I work at Mansion or something?? Yes, that's us in front of the ginormous tree on Main Street. Hush.

Nice Pic Little Doll...


I'm in Blue Ribbon Bakery, and guests come up to my register.

"Do you sell hot chocolate?" My answer is,"Yes, Large or small." I tap the cups on top of the register to show the sizes.

LittleDollClaudia wrote:Here is the picture of Jack and I like I promised. So, do I look like I work at Mansion or something?? Yes, that's us in front of the ginormous tree on Main Street. Hush.

Now let me see.................... My gosh, yes, both you and Jack look like you work at the mansion. Or, are you looking to be that one more guest the ghosts are looking for? :D: