Stupid Guest Tricks

This was a question accually possed to me while I was working at the 2PM, LIghts, Motors, Action, Show.
At first I thought this thirty something woman was trying to be funny. This was because she had come into the show at about 2, and had meet me at the house left rear stairs just after the show started, but she accually wanted me to give her an answer. She even repeted her stupid question louder, just in case I hadn't heard her the first time.
Finally I steped back, looked here right in the eyes and said, "Well I am sorry, but we here at disney are trying to rush through the production of the first hover stairs. Unfortunatly we are not quite there yet, You'll have to try again tomarrow." ;) ;)
Everyone around her broke into snickers.

HA! That's great. I love it. :D:

Or you could of said "No ,you don't have to climb all those stairs,you can crawl if you like,but the show would be over by the time you got to your seat" :D:

I would have asked her if she wanted a ride to the top on the back of a CM. I could see you carrying her all the way to the top.