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And now for something completely smurfy?!?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:13 am
by LittleDollClaudia
Apparently yesterday was the 48th birthday of the Smurfs. Here's the story:

Smurfs have been smurfing quite a stir since Belgian artist Peyo introduced them to the world on October 23, 1958. When Hanna-Barbera brought them to U.S. television sets in the early '80s, folks started accusing the sky-blue critters of being card-smurfing communists. They smurfed together in a commune-like setting, protecting themselves from Gargamel, a wretched capitalist who plotted to eat them or turn them into gold, depending on the episode. Some even believe that Karl Marx and Papa Smurf were separated at birth. (Nevermind that Papa's eternally 542 years old.) If the gossip wasn't about the Smurfs being commies, it was about their anti-feminist tendencies. Gargamel, after all, created the brunette Smurfette to wreak havoc on the village boys. Luckily, Papa smurfed a spell to pacify the lass. (Blonde locks and long lashes were just part of the makeover). The village smurfed over the blonde bombshell. And so did we. We couldn't get enough of Smurfette or the jolly Smurf dudes trying to impress her. We begged mom for Smurfberry Crunch, and us gals smurfed our hair obsessively to achieve our own Smurfette pompadour. Today, we suggest smurfing the politics in favor of singing: Happy Smurfday to you, enchanting village of blue.

And as for my comment on all this: Smurf you, you smurfing smurf!!
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Re: And now for something completely smurfy?!?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:39 am
by LittleDollClaudia
I wanted to put both of these together but my edit time ran out so:

How was Smurfette created and what is she made of?

Smurfette was made in the wizard Gargamel's laboratory. She was created by a magical potion. Her list of ingredients include: "Sugar and spice but nothing nice...A dram of crocodile tears...A peck of bird brain...The tip of an adder's tongue...Half a pack of lies, white, of course...The slyness of a cat...The vanity of a peacock...The chatter of a magpie...The guile of a vixen and the disposition of a shrew...And of course the hardest stone for her heart...."

I have to say I liked her better when she looked like this..instead of this..:shudder:

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The only Smurf doll I would ever buy but of course it doesn't exist. :sighs:

Re: And now for something completely smurfy?!?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:43 am
by Cheshire Figment
Recently I've seen three diferent people coming through the turnstiles, each wearing a T-Shirt that says: "What color does a Smurf turn if you strangle it?". I asked them, and each responded about not knowing and was searching for an answer.

Any ideas? :p:

Re: And now for something completely smurfy?!?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:20 am
by Buggy
Have you ever seen the Smurf video made by UNICEF?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7MAYrF1PDks

Re: And now for something completely smurfy?!?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:24 am
by hobie16
Cheshire Figment wrote:Recently I've seen three diferent people coming through the turnstiles, each wearing a T-Shirt that says: "What color does a Smurf turn if you strangle it?". I asked them, and each responded about not knowing and was searching for an answer.
"Eventually black and rather smelly"

"I once tried to strangle a guy from Blue Man Group, and he turned red."

"You obviously can't strangle a smurf because they have no blood: as a piece of cel animation, they are sustained instead by ink. If you tried to strangle one you would just get inky hands, and who wants inky hands?"

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Re: And now for something completely smurfy?!?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:10 pm
by sean1966
I hope this doesn't get me banned from here...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf.php

Definetly not safe for work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: And now for something completely smurfy?!?

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:38 am
by felinefan
Buggy wrote:Have you ever seen the Smurf video made by UNICEF?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7MAYrF1PDks
Does that come in an English translation, by the way? I'm afraid I don't read Dutch that well....

Re: And now for something completely smurfy?!?

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:23 am
by Buggy
felinefan wrote:Does that come in an English translation, by the way? I'm afraid I don't read Dutch that well....
According to Wikipedia, it reads "Don't let war affect the lives of children."

Re: And now for something completely smurfy?!?

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:58 am
by SirWillow
Still have a hard time believing that they sell Smurf figures at Disney. I think it was at the Italian pavilion at Epcot, but don't remember for sure. Just not something that I had imagined seeing there.

Re: And now for something completely smurfy?!?

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:27 am
by CujoSR
sean1966 wrote:I hope this doesn't get me banned from here...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf.php

Definetly not safe for work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Banned!? I was gonna post that myself.