Stupid Guest Tricks

“If I die, I’m gonna sue!”

Me: "I’m sorry. Due to certain restrictions, the ride will not be able to accommodate you."
Blubbery guest (trying not to look embarrassed): “Okay, I didn’t want to ride it anyway.”

“Does this ride go upside down?” , after this person has been standing in the long line and watching the ride run repeatedly

"If I die,I'm gonna sue".


Could you put me in your will first? :D:

“If I die, I’m gonna sue!"

Offer him a job at Mansion.

Some examples of my own remarks I have made in the past in response to guests' questions or remarks:

"Is this ride scary?"
You'll find out.

"It's his birthday today and you didn't let him ride!" (due to height rules)
Well, it could be Christmas, New Year's, President's Day, Cinco de Mayo but he still won't be able to ride.

"Will I fall off this ride?"
Why would anyone want to?

"Can I come in?"
Yes. But hurry, before I start changing my mind.

I had at least one person per wagon ask me "is this scary". Note: that's one person per wagon on the HAUNTED HAYRIDE at a theme park called SPOOKY WORLD where they had just interacted with employees covered in fake blood for an hour while they were in line.

Me: Sir your going to have to put that out. Theres no smoking in this area of the park.
Guest: Why can't I be smoking. That trash can is smoking.
Me(confused): Wait, what?....(I turn around)... SHIT!!!

Some idiot threw a lit cigerett into a trashcan of paper napkins. The can litteraly had a fire going in it. What I never got over was how casual he was when he said it.

randavance wrote:Me: Sir your going to have to put that out. Theres no smoking in this area of the park.
Guest: Why can't I be smoking. That trash can is smoking.
Me(confused): Wait, what?....(I turn around)... SHIT!!!

Some idiot threw a lit cigerett into a trashcan of paper napkins. The can litteraly had a fire going in it. What I never got over was how casual he was when he said it.

Odds are he was the idiot that started the fire.

randavance wrote:Me: Sir your going to have to put that out. Theres no smoking in this area of the park.
Guest: Why can't I be smoking. That trash can is smoking.
Me(confused): Wait, what?....(I turn around)... SHIT!!!

Some idiot threw a lit cigerett into a trashcan of paper napkins. The can litteraly had a fire going in it. What I never got over was how casual he was when he said it.

HA HA HA HA HA Thats funny. I can just see some guy standing there saying that with a cigerett in his hand.

that must have been a hoot
and by the way

One time at Calico Railroad, a guest threw a still-lit cigarette butt into a trashcan which had just had a new liner put into it. The liner caught fire, and conductors used the fire extinguisher to put it out. When management found out about it--it was reported--they threw a hissy fit that an extinguisher had been used! They told the poor conductors (it was my day off when it happened; I found out the next day when I noticed one of the extinguishers had a low reading on the dial) that they should've used sand! Excuse me, but isn't that what a fire extinguisher's for--to put out a fire? As for sand, it was at that point when absorbent was getting hard to get; moreover, the nearest beach was like 15-20 miles away. Someone pointed out on another thread about how people in minimum wage, customer service jobs are often working on master's and PhD degrees. Knott's management is generally populated by high school drop-outs. And they think that they know more than their emplyees???? Oh, puh-leeze!