Stupid Guest Tricks

I'm a big girl if I put the statement out there in "public" I can take the answers.

Steve tells me if I ask "does this make my butt look big" then I can handle the answer and I do :p:

I guess if she looks 15 then I do look old enough to be her mom

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:You do realize that no guy can really answer that question, don't you?

(thats like the jeans question!)

I thought I answered it well. I diverted all attention in the matter to her sister who looks way too young for her age, and even put something in there that hints at Planner looking five years younger than she has already told us she is. There is a way to do it.

Planner wrote:I guess if she looks 15 then I do look old enough to be her mom

But again, her mom who became a mom at a very early age.

Lol thank you Wallaby now I will make a point of trying to meet you when I come down.

Flattery works wonders

We just got back from Disney cruise #61 and hubby wins the prize for observing the stupidest guests on this trip. He was seeing National Treasure II in the movie theater; it was on at the same time as the Welcome Aboard show with a juggling act, which is in the main theater. Mind you, main theater is deck 4 forward and movie theater is deck 5 aft. As he was leaving the movie, Mr. SG says to Mrs. SG, "Well, that movie was okay, but where was the juggler?" They sat there two freakin' hours and never realized they were in the wrong place.

That is awesome Syndrome! Aside from constantly getting asked by guests if I was old enough to be in the quiet cove, there were no SGs (at least that I can remember). Of course, I was on my college graduation trip and not paying much attention, I was too busy having fun!

Syndrome wrote:We just got back from Disney cruise #61 and hubby wins the prize for observing the stupidest guests on this trip. He was seeing National Treasure II in the movie theater; it was on at the same time as the Welcome Aboard show with a juggling act, which is in the main theater. Mind you, main theater is deck 4 forward and movie theater is deck 5 aft. As he was leaving the movie, Mr. SG says to Mrs. SG, "Well, that movie was okay, but where was the juggler?" They sat there two freakin' hours and never realized they were in the wrong place.

I saw NT2 onboard, too, and I didn't see a juggler either. Where do I go to complain?

BRWombat wrote:I saw NT2 onboard, too, and I didn't see a juggler either. Where do I go to complain?

Come to think of it, when I went to see NT2 there wasn't a juggler there either. Granted I wasn't any where near Disney property, but they should still give me free stuff...

Syndrome wrote:We just got back from Disney cruise #61 and hubby wins the prize for observing the stupidest guests on this trip. He was seeing National Treasure II in the movie theater; it was on at the same time as the Welcome Aboard show with a juggling act, which is in the main theater. Mind you, main theater is deck 4 forward and movie theater is deck 5 aft. As he was leaving the movie, Mr. SG says to Mrs. SG, "Well, that movie was okay, but where was the juggler?" They sat there two freakin' hours and never realized they were in the wrong place.

When you heard that you should have pulled a few items out of your pocket and juggled them and said "I was right here in the audience the entire time". :D: Of course this only works if you know how to juggle (like I do, kinda). I learned to juggle using croquet balls. You learn REAL QUICK to get one ball out of your hand before the next one smashes your fingers.

Randy

I saw a juggler at Pier 39 in San Fran juggling bowling balls. You should have seen the arms on him!!

hobie16 wrote:I saw a juggler at Pier 39 in San Fran juggling bowling balls. You should have seen the arms on him!!

I frequently juggle golf balls. You should see the arms on me. :D:

Randy