Cruise Line Stupids
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:44 pm
I'm cruising aboard the Disney Wonder this week, and I've been keeping a sharp eye out for new and unusual forms of guest stupidity for you.
Well, maybe "sharp" isn't the right word to describe my eye. I *have* been consuming massive quantitites of alcohol....
Yesterday's shore excursion provided the first example I've seen worthy of mention. The excursion was a bus tour of the island of Barbados, with a half dozen stops. SG climbs aboard the bus with his wife and kid -- and a big double-wide stroller that he's not all that sure how to fold.
Okay, it was a bit of a trek from the ship to the bus. But does he stow the stroller and carry his wee tot the 20 feet or so to each view point?
<Come on, let's not see the same hands all the time!>
Yes, that's right, he drags it off the bus, assembles it (right in front of the door so others are blocked inside, of course), puts the kid in, and spends perhaps thirty seconds rolling over to the edge of the cliff and back. Then it's folding time (again in front of the door) and back on again. <sigh>
I hope they charged him double. After all he *did* take up two seats!
Yeah, not all *that* stupid, but I'm guessing the *really* SGs haven't yet found out how to get off the ship.
Now if y'all will excuse me, there's a fru-fru drink with a little umbrella in it that's calling my name....
Zazu,
Aboard the Disney Wonder, and wondering quite a bit!
Well, maybe "sharp" isn't the right word to describe my eye. I *have* been consuming massive quantitites of alcohol....
Yesterday's shore excursion provided the first example I've seen worthy of mention. The excursion was a bus tour of the island of Barbados, with a half dozen stops. SG climbs aboard the bus with his wife and kid -- and a big double-wide stroller that he's not all that sure how to fold.
Okay, it was a bit of a trek from the ship to the bus. But does he stow the stroller and carry his wee tot the 20 feet or so to each view point?
<Come on, let's not see the same hands all the time!>
Yes, that's right, he drags it off the bus, assembles it (right in front of the door so others are blocked inside, of course), puts the kid in, and spends perhaps thirty seconds rolling over to the edge of the cliff and back. Then it's folding time (again in front of the door) and back on again. <sigh>
I hope they charged him double. After all he *did* take up two seats!
Yeah, not all *that* stupid, but I'm guessing the *really* SGs haven't yet found out how to get off the ship.
Now if y'all will excuse me, there's a fru-fru drink with a little umbrella in it that's calling my name....
Zazu,
Aboard the Disney Wonder, and wondering quite a bit!