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I'm a cast member, not a dog!

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:46 pm
by tacoboy
"Excuse me"

Thats simple enough to say isn't it?
Apparently not so for most guests. One guest in particular decided that our cast members aren't members of civilized society! He treated us, literally, like dogs! I was walking in a guest zone and was in the middle of answering a question from another guest when a rather large woman called in my general direction "Hey you! Come here!" while she snapped her finger expecting me to respond to the sound of her fat fingers moving together. I told her in my cast member voice "I will be with you in a moment. I am in the middle of helping another guest."
The woman persisted on dog-calling me and screaming for me. I finished with my first guest and continued on to this woman. Instead of asking me her question, she proceeds to berate me and curse me out for not responding fast enough. Then she dropped a bomb i was not expecting. She said, and i quote cuz i have neither the time nor the energy to make s**t up any more, "You people who work here are supposed to come when i call. When you work, you should be like a dog and listen!" :eek:

After that i just said "have a great day" in my cheesiest voice and ran backstage. It took me a while to recover from that one.

Has anyone had this happen to them? Why do these people think that they own everything and make sure you know it?

Re: I'm a cast member, not a dog!

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:42 pm
by hobie16
You should have done your best werewolf howl and then sunk your canines into her throat. :bbwolf:

Re: I'm a cast member, not a dog!

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:11 pm
by IdiotsAreEverywhere
"You people who work here are supposed to come when i call. When you work, you should be like a dog and listen!"


If someone would have said that to me, I would have just left.

Re: I'm a cast member, not a dog!

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:12 pm
by ThunderCat
tacoboy wrote:"You people who work here are supposed to come when i call. When you work, you should be like a dog and listen!"
"Sorry, Ma'am. When I work, I'm like a cat. See, dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they feel like it."

Re: I'm a cast member, not a dog!

Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:25 pm
by PirateJohn
tacoboy wrote:When you work, you should be like a dog and listen!
Maybe you should have started licking her face.

Re: I'm a cast member, not a dog!

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:07 am
by mechurchlady
CM to guest: You are apsolutely correct, however a dog can only have one mistress at a time.
CM Points to a guest and says: See there goes my mistress right now. Excuse me while I go sniff her butt and lick her feet.


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Dirty version
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CM to guest: You are apsolutely correct, however a dog can only have one mistress at a time.
CM Points to a guest and says: See there goes my mistress right now. Excuse me while I go sniff her butt and lick her feet.
CM gets on hands and knees and pees on guest's leg.

Re: I'm a cast member, not a dog!

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:43 am
by darph nader
What a BITCH, you have said " yes mame,I am a dog, just not your dog"and pissed on her leg. :D:

Re: I'm a cast member, not a dog!

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:01 am
by goose
Okay. Let's say you are a dog. And how may I ask are you supposed to respond to one master when another master is demanding your attention? Isn't that expecting a little too much out of a dog?

Someone should shove her face in her own excrement.

Re: I'm a cast member, not a dog!

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:57 am
by MastrGracey
goose wrote:Someone should shove her face in her own excrement.
Well, considering her head's already up her ass, I think this one been taken care of. :D:

Dave

Re: I'm a cast member, not a dog!

Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:57 pm
by IdiotsAreEverywhere
Dogs can't speak English anyways. You should have just started barking, pissing on a fire hydrant and bit her ass.