Stupid Guest Tricks

Only Three Rules:
-The only way to can describe the ride is through a quote.

-It can be from a ride, preshow, post show, or stage show

-You can do as many as you want at once.

*Bonus points if you can name the actor
OK:

1. How many neanderthals does it take to light a fire? None! They don't have it!

2. I never knew the true meaning of happiness until I got married. . .but then it was too late!

3. Something you ate sir?

4. Boy, you get a papercut here Walter and you could lose a hand.

5. And it can accelerate from 0 to 6,000 in 60 seconds. So when you hear the words "Go for launch" you'll definately want to hang on

6. At peak times we have a launch or a landing every three or four minutes.

7. And of course. . .these little beauties. . .

IndyandMarion wrote:1. How many neanderthals does it take to light a fire? None! They don't have it!

2. I never knew the true meaning of happiness until I got married. . .but then it was too late!

3. Something you ate sir?

4. Boy, you get a papercut here Walter and you could lose a hand.

5. And it can accelerate from 0 to 6,000 in 60 seconds. So when you hear the words "Go for launch" you'll definately want to hang on

6. At peak times we have a launch or a landing every three or four minutes.

7. And of course. . .these little beauties. . .

1. The Timekeeper, Robin Williams
2. Ok... this one has me stumped.
3. Alien Encounter: An ExtraTERRORestrial Adventure, Kevin Spacey
4. Animation Studio Tour, Robin Williams (to Walter Cronkite)
5. Mission:Space, Gary Sinese
6. Flight to the Moon, George Walsh
7. Soarin', Patrick Warburton

The answer to #2 is Sonny Eclipse at Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe.

-I'll decide when we're ready to go! We're ready to go!

Only one I know for certain is #7:

Soarin' (over California) - Patrick Warburton, in the preshow.

8) Dig a pit, light a fire, and wrap them in banana leaves! (And, fetch my mumu...)

9) We wants th' redhead!

*Purpura adds on to the Guess the Ride game, and then cracks up at CBeilby's two, and doesn't say the answer to them even though she knows them.

"Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination, hmm? And consider this dismaying observation: This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out!

Of course, there's always my way."

9. Pirates of the Carribbean
10. Haunted Mansion - Master Gracey

11) "No Privacy at all around this place"

12) Sorry folks I'll try and do better next time"

13) Paging Mr. Morrow, Mr. Mr. Tom Morrow!!

14) So you're looking for a laughing place?

15) We're now passing through the Grand Canyon Concourse.

14. Splash Mountain
15. Monorail?
it has been a while

16) "Shew!! I'm tired let's go the Hall of President's and take a nap"

17) "Intruders, go away, go away"