Stupid Guest Tricks

Think about this and fill in the blank, just for fun... If management allowed, and if there were no consequences, I would like to be allowed once per day to ____________?

Make a pass (and succeed) at a female character. :D: (Alice or Tink come to mind)

Vent directly at any stupid guest who deserved it.

Tell the guest what I really think!!

Flirt with a face character and succeed and date therm: Ariel, Alice, Tink, Snow White, the black panther in the POD, one girl in show support.

BRWombat wrote:I would like to be allowed once per day to...

Select one guest to be tossed out the park and banned.

Probably wouldn't need it *every* day. In fact, once word got out, we might not need to use it very often at all. :D:

I would like to once per day, smack a full timer that is an absolute idiot and makes my life hell

BirdMom wrote:Vent directly at any stupid guest who deserved it.

That would work for me ,'except ' i don't work there. Ooo, could I bitch slap a fellow guest who "desperately" needs it OR call them a numismatist???Please, please. :twisted:

BRWombat wrote:Think about this and fill in the blank, just for fun... If management allowed, and if there were no consequences, I would like to be allowed once per day to ____________?

1. Tell management to fuck off and leave the cast members alone.
2. Tell management to leave their bitchy attitudes at home.

BRWombat wrote:Think about this and fill in the blank, just for fun... If management allowed, and if there were no consequences, I would like to be allowed once per day to ____________?

Execute a Tae Kwon Do round kick to the face of a certain Hollywood manager who is less competent than an orange traffic cone.

PirateJohn wrote:Execute a Tae Kwon Do round kick to the face of a certain Hollywood manager who is less competent than an orange traffic cone.

When you think about it, an orange traffic cone is a better hire than a lot of managers anyway:
1) The cone requires no training to do its job
2) You always know just where to find the cone when you need it
3) The cone will never ask you a stupid question about a situation you've already explained (and the cone won't pretend to understand when it clearly doesn't)

I'm sure the list goes on...