Stupid Guest Tricks

*Weeble wobbles over to the schedule board and finds his name*

GRAD NIGHT!!! WHY THE HELL AM I WORKING GRAD NIGHT!!@ OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST@#$ WHERE ARE THE SHIFT CHANGE FORMS!!


Ahhh yes, Grad Nights. They were fun if you played your cards right, but man, that was a long shift full of annoying kids.

My favorite memories were of course the infamous grad night spiel on JC (which you can read in entirety on the Hijinks Website) and also, all the sex and drugs and drinking and general debauchery that occured throughout the park.

Pirates was a particularly fun attraction during Grad nights, what with all he humping and pot smoking. I even heard tell of some uncouth cast members who decided to take flashlights down to the area right before the jail scene where it's very dark. When pot smokers would come by, they would shine the light in the kids faces and confiscate their dope. I am sure I disposed of it properly...I mean they, the cast members that did this, disposed of it properly.
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Any memories out there from the rest of you?

Hey, just be glad you're not doing guest control somewhere :)

11 years and I never had to work a single grad night (thank heaven!) - the few times I did get scheduled, I managed to shift change them away...

We did have one residual memory over at the Mansion one morning after a grad nite. Found the teeniest bra (probably the flattest chested senior ever) in one of the omnimovers. That thing was pinned to the bulletin board in service for a few days afterwards. I always wondered if her date was dissappointed...

:(

Wooooahhh.. God what was I thinking last year... Grad nights on Space.... I was about to blow up.. between all the screaming and yelling, and the girl who went into convulsions 10 minutes into her night on the concourse because she ODed. and the Fat guy bending a pole because he sat on the chains and then he attempted to sit on a rope... yeah well that broke and he fell flat on his ass and all I could do was laugh and tell him "I told you 4 times that a chain wouldn't hold your weight, what makes you think that rope would?"

ohhhhh...the best was watching kids clothesline themselves when we still used to use ropes for parade g.c. We'd set up the cut off ropes, the dopey kids would still be running up and down the street (mom and dad conveniently ignoring them) and then ---BOING !!! Was always a treat to see their little eyes go *pop* when they hit the ropes

:shock:

I like to watch the tall guys who think they can go through our old-style turnstiles one leg at a time. It's always higher than they think it is!

Also amusing are folks who have stuffed the leg pockets of cargo shorts. They can get into the turnstile just fine, but getting out....

Weeble wrote:I just snorted Pepsi out of myt nose, LOL. I remember seeing that a few times too! How about people trying to step over a chain or rope and getting the family jewels slammed when they slipped. That was always good!

I once did something similar to a fellow CM. He stepped over a rope at the same time that I unhooked the same rope from the pole to go around it as we're supposed to. I pulled it up and *WHACK*