Stupid Guest Tricks

All of this happened. :|
If some kid pokes me in the balls and asks if I'm real, I will either deck him or forcibly remove him from the park. I will not politely say yes.
If I am running children's attractions and some kid kicks me, I will ban him from the childrens attractions. I will not politely remove from the attraction.
If some fatso can't fit in the Screamin' Eagle inverter seats, I will say "You are to large to ride." I will not say "Our restraints aren't designed for your body type...".
If I am riding a ride while on break, I will not be polite to someone asking what the hell I'm doing.

I'd like to reply to this thread,but i would'nt know where to start.So i'll leave it to this post.

(maybe try decaf) ;)

[quote="darph nader"]I'd like to reply to this thread,but i would'nt know where to start.So i'll leave it to this post.

(maybe try decaf) ]
We seriously need a once a day deck 'em pass. This is why SB needs more expensive tickets. Idiots would complain and go to Darien Lake instead. :D:

Once a day deck'em passes? Is that as in free to punch out annoying guests with no penalty? DAYIM!!!! When I worked at Knott's, we RO's could've used a million of those! Not just on obnoxiuos guests, but on bonehead co-workers, snot-brained SLs, and especially on self-serving jerkoff managers! :twisted: :D: