Stupid Guest Tricks

Mine for the Screamin' Eagle (Zamperla Hawk inverter):
"Riders, how was your ride? *whoo!* Please stand up and go to the exit. Welcome to the Screamin' Eagle! Due the nature of this ride, lose articles and shoes are NOT PERMITTED! THAT INCLUDES CHANGE. Please sit upright and do not hang from the restraints. Thanks, bitches!"hb

What I would say at St. B:
Doors open, go inside, no flash photos. Thank you.

At Unload I would say: Ride is over, GET OFF!

IndyandMarion wrote:At Unload I would say: Ride is over, GET OFF!

I like what a friend of mine uses on Jungle Cruise:

And now folks, we reach the end of our journey, and I'd like to leave you with the same words of wisdom my father shared with me on my 18th birthday: Get Out. Oh, sorry... that was rude. Get out, please.

ThunderCat wrote:I like what a friend of mine uses on Jungle Cruise:

And now folks, we reach the end of our journey, and I'd like to leave you with the same words of wisdom my father shared with me on my 18th birthday: Get Out. Oh, sorry... that was rude. Get out, please.

At HISTA, I change it to: "Now, i would like to tell you something that my father told me on my 18th Birthday: GET OUT!. I'm sorry, that was rude. This is Disney, please get out!" LOL :D

At Knott's. the train bandits would say,"I'll tell you what my daddy said to me on my 18th birthday--get out or start payin' rent!" and "Ride's over--get offa my train!" They also did that "This is your birthday song, it isn't very long" bit.