Stupid Guest Tricks

Note: The coaster I was running WILL DECAPITATE YOU IF YOU STAND.
Guest: *stands up*
Me: SIT DOWN.
Guest: *sticks tounge out and stands*
Me: SIT DOWN OR IT'LL DECAPITATE YOU!
Guest: *stands*
Me: *emergency stops*
Guest: *falls down* OW! I'M SUING!
Me: Uh, yeah, you woulda gotten killed if you stood.
Guest: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Me: *hands nametag*

Haha. First time I got fired by a guest. :)

(shaking head) Some people are so f-in stupid.I'm sure if you had let him/her stand and get killed their family would have sued any way. "YOU should have insisted they SIT DOWN". Idiots.

I also have the satisfaction of knowing they have a nice big bruise on their ass from falling when I e-stopped it. And they got escorted out of the park. :D: