Donkey Stories
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:37 pm
Last year Universal got a talking Donkey who does a meet and greet next to Shrek and Fiona. He is a talking puppet, who is very funny and usually draws a small crowd. Sometimes we Shrek attendants can hear Donkey through the wall, and will poke our heads out to see what Donkey is saying. Today we saw this:
Donkey: So how old are you princess?
Girl: I'm three
Donkey notices that the girl's mom is holding up TWO fingers, not three
Donkey: I see your mom over there is saying two. So what is it? Two or three?
Girl: Well, I'm three, but Mommy said that I was two to the man.
Donkey: Mama lied to get you into the park for free!!! Mama you owe me money! You owe me money!
Donkey: So how old are you princess?
Girl: I'm three
Donkey notices that the girl's mom is holding up TWO fingers, not three
Donkey: I see your mom over there is saying two. So what is it? Two or three?
Girl: Well, I'm three, but Mommy said that I was two to the man.
Donkey: Mama lied to get you into the park for free!!! Mama you owe me money! You owe me money!