Stupid Guest Tricks

I am greeter over at Stitch yesterday, some older lady in an ECV comes up to me. She goes "I need a sack, I need to throw up." I went looking for one but all I could come up with was pulling out the inner garbage can out of the metal frame from Fastpass return. I gave it to her to expunge. She did. Than she asks me for a sack again. I went to call the breakroom for someone to find one and bring it outside. While on the phone I see the lady rolling away with her daughter leaving the "barf bin behind. It kinda irritated me, she never thanked me for trying to assist her. I was trying to help her by getting what she wanted. I attempting to ask her if she was ok , trying to do the "do you need first aid X3" thing but she didn't aknowledge me at all. I planned offering her water and acting pleasent. Why would I have a sack over here? I work in ATTRACTIONS! Not custodial.

You should have offered her a wafer thin mint instead.

Buggy wrote:You should have offered her a wafer thin mint instead.

LOL! And then ducked...

Buggy wrote:You should have offered her a wafer thin mint instead.

Umm not to be offensive, but she was kinda that guys stature. Generous proportioned.

Buggy wrote:You should have offered her a wafer thin mint instead.

I LOVE that movie!! :D:

RocketBoatZ15 wrote:Umm not to be offensive, but she was kinda that guys stature. Generous proportioned.

As a former Custodial host, I can say this. I'm glad you didn't offer her the bloody mint! I remember the last time we had to clean up after someone the size of Mr. Creasote. And it didn't bloody help that the waiter took the bloody audience traipsing through bloody London and the bloody countryside!

Should have slipped the lady some Epicac in her water and see the vomit fly. :twisted:

IdiotsAreEverywhere wrote:Should have slipped the lady some Epicac in her water and see the vomit fly. :twisted:

And if she doesn't vomit after that, she wins the last piece of pie.

PirateJohn wrote:And if she doesn't vomit after that, she wins the last piece of pie.

That's totally my favorite Family Guy segment.

PirateJohn wrote:And if she doesn't vomit after that, she wins the last piece of pie.

Is it bad, that I was thinking that also???