Stupid Guest Tricks

So we are in front of the Stroller Shop after fireworks blow off, folding strollers and collecting them from people, when suddenly this woman and her son come up to drop off their stroller. We think nothing of it until she stands him up, pulls down his pants, grabs his thing, puts it in a bottle, and has him pee into it. Then she threw the bottle away in our garbage can next to us and walked away like nothing happened. There was a lot of people around and we were all pretty shocked.

At least she had a bottle. A few years ago when waiting on line for "Tough To Be A Bug", a little boy just pulled down his pants and started going on the Tree of Life.

Needless to say it was pretty shocking.

cm007 wrote:So we are in front of the Stroller Shop after fireworks blow off, folding strollers and collecting them from people, when suddenly this woman and her son come up to drop off their stroller. We think nothing of it until she stands him up, pulls down his pants, grabs his thing, puts it in a bottle, and has him pee into it. Then she threw the bottle away in our garbage can next to us and walked away like nothing happened. There was a lot of people around and we were all pretty shocked.

That's gross. How old was the kid?

3 or 4 Years Old

Had one of those today. Came upon a father and son at Main Street Railroad Station, and father was guiding him to pee off the side of the station platform.

I pointedly observed, "This is Main Street, not Adventureland. We *do* have restrooms here."

Ah well, at least he was peeing in the bushes, and not onto the guests below. ('Nuther story.)

cm007 wrote:So we are in front of the Stroller Shop after fireworks blow off, folding strollers and collecting them from people, when suddenly this woman and her son come up to drop off their stroller. We think nothing of it until she stands him up, pulls down his pants, grabs his thing, puts it in a bottle, and has him pee into it. Then she threw the bottle away in our garbage can next to us and walked away like nothing happened. There was a lot of people around and we were all pretty shocked.

I hope you called someone.

The closest I recall having an incident like that one while I was at Knott's was a couple of times a child would have an accident in a ride unit, and once this little girl (7 or 8 ) was so determined to ride that she refused to go to the bathroom. And before I knew it, while I was still checking belts, she started to go in her pants. I quickly let her out, and she went to the bathroom. And all these incidents were on Charlie Brown Speedway. I always cleaned them up and told my shift leader, especially if I was out of cleaning stuff, which happened more and more frequently the longer I worked there. Oh, wait, I think once there was an incident or two on the Calico Railroad.
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Reminds me of a time back when my wife and I were dating pre-marriage, we were going with a group to a zoo and decided to take along our then-3-year-old nephew. We were watching some monkeys when he casually dropped his pants and started relieving himself on the grass -- imitating the monkeys, I guess!

We did what many self-respecting chaperones would do, I suppose... We turned away in embarrassment and told anyone in earshot, "He's not ours!" :)

I had one of those last year at Universal. I was walking to the employee parking past the main gate and, sure enough, there he was, little thing out and peeing on one of the trees. I should have fragging told security, but the Securitas officers at Universal could care less anyway. :mad:

My friend had an incident like this. A FULL GROWN MAN was peeing at the end of the side street on Main Street.