Stupid Guest Tricks

Apparently, I guess, that the "suits", or is it the Cross U, or TDA, or whatever they are left their brains in their offices. First of all, they are training the "suits" on different attractions, I don't know what for. Well, I heard from a HISTA lead during a PA for HISTA, the conversation went like this:

"Suit": Where is the Automatic Spiel Button?
HISTA Lead: YOu are looking at him!!
"Suit": Where is the Automatic Spiel Button?
Lead: YOU ARE the Automatic Spiel Button!

Anyone got anymore?