Stupid Guest Tricks

Ok, so by now I'm sure that most of you have heard of Timekeepers sad closing. It was horrible the way they closed it. *Sheds a tear*

Anyway, speculation has run wild for months about the replacement.
-An Incredibles ride
-A Monster's Inc. Ride
-Elaborate Buzz Light Year ride from Disney Quest.

Well my friends. I will one of the many too say I know exactly what will go in as the replacement. The difference between myself and everyone else? I've seen all the plans and I know for sure.

The replacement?






Are you really ready?












You sure?






Stitch's Great Escape 2: We screw up last time...We're Sorry...Here's the real ride!

Enjoy, and remember, you heard the news here first!

I have a bad feeling they will turn it into a character greeting area. The characters have taken over there, which made it extremely difficult to run the attraction. During christmas it was hectic, and I would continuously recieve complaints about the characters, which my respose would be that I'm in Attractions opperations, not entertainment, I do not and can not control what the times are for the characters. Plus the phone which is used for emergency and opperations purposes would frequently recieve personal phone calls, which last I check receptionist was not in my job description.

*steps off soap box*

In all reality, it could be a long time before there is a new attraction placed in that building, they have limited space there (since it is next to buzz and the back is right against main street) however it would be a great locations for a 3D attraction (kinda like the nicktoons one in universal). But they still need to do something with the old skytrain building, it has so much potiental, and pleanty of space, it could be turned into something interesting. But that's just my thinking.

Doubt the character deal. They've sent everyone to different areas now.

However, considering that it does happen, you'll know from me since my g/f is in characters (Characters, not greeter) so she will sure as hell be one of the first to know.

Personally I would like to see a "Shoot Eisner with a lazer beam" ride

Maybe they could move Body Wars over from the Wonders bldg?

IndyandMarion wrote:Personally I would like to see a "Shoot Eisner with a lazer beam" ride

Ooo, I'd book a trip just to ride that. :twisted:

Just out of curiousity, how much longer do you think will it be proper to bash ME? I mean, he's been gone 5 months now, but I can't say I've gotten it all out of my system yet!

Correction.

I won't know about it until they announce it to other CMs. Since I am single now.

But hey, girls, here's your chance to hook up with the world famous author of Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga :D:

BRWombat wrote:Just out of curiousity, how much longer do you think will it be proper to bash ME?

I dunno, how long would YOU like to be bashed? :D:

IndyandMarion wrote:Correction.

I won't know about it until they announce it to other CMs. Since I am single now.

But hey, girls, here's your chance to hook up with the world famous author of Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga :D:

That would be an interesting pick up line... "I wrote the HYS Disney Saga for STG. Wanna go make fun of guests?" It would prob. work well with cm's now that I think about it, because that's always fun to do.

IndyandMarion wrote:Correction.

I won't know about it until they announce it to other CMs. Since I am single now.

But hey, girls, here's your chance to hook up with the world famous author of Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga :D:

Oh yeah that's great Indy. I would reword it as infamous though.

Ok

*Ahem*

Hey girls, here's your chance to date the world infamous author of one of the greatest books in Disney Cast Member History, Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga

Better?

What? You thought I was done? Well guess what?!

Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga Part IV: Cheerleaders, Loops and Fastpass

Cheerleader: Can I talk on my phone on the ride?
Me: I'm not sure, but I think you get great reception in the loops.

Guest: Does this ride go all the way upside down?
CM: Nope, it goes all the way downside up.

Cheerleader: Why is this invalid?
Me: *Knowing she had one for Tower* Read it.
Cheerleader: *Reads* . . .So I can't get one for here?
Me: No. In an hour.
Cheerleader: When will it be an hour?
Me: . . .In five minutes.

Guest: Is it ready 80 minutes?
CM: Yes. But if you take a step forward, it will be 79 minutes.

It's short but still...least I finally gave you some more.