Stupid Freaking Cheerleaders!!!!!
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:14 pm
It's that time of year again folks! The time when the screaming, stunting, chanting, twirling mass arrives to disturb the otherwise refreshing peace of February. That's right! It's the Cheer Competitions. I figured it was only right to devote some space to these stupid, albeit peppy, guests.
Top 10 Stupid Cheerleaderisms seen at WDW:
10: Screaming cheers on Mainstreet. For real guys, please be quiet. It's turn of the century America. I promise you there were no groups of girls in short skirts screaming.
9:Screaming cheers anywhere other than the event arena. Ok, honestly... it's just annoying. No one cares if you can swat the yellowjackets or if big blue really can win, I don't need to hear you on Main Street when you are in Tomorrowland!
8: Piling all of your purchases in front of one register and then yelling at the cashier when he/she doesn't ring you up seperately. You are not joined at the hip. You can stand in line all by yourself.
7: Wearing your cheerleading uniform with pants under it in the park. Unless you are in between events at the Studios... put on normal clothes! Do you see any of the other athletes from competitions wandering around in their uniforms? No!
6: Pulling and pounding on Shop Doors after the shops are closed. I'm sorry, but you have to budget your time just like everyone else in the park. I'm not going to open the Chapeau for you after it's been closed for 15 minutes and the cash register is cleared just because you are leaving tomorrow and didn't get your Mickey Mouse Ears.
5: Screaming in shops, restaurants, or other enclosed spaces. It's annoying and painful to those around you!
4: Running en-Masse down Mainstreet and trampling little kids. A good rule of thumb for any park-goer. Although most groups don't travel in packs of 30.
3: Carrying your tournament trophy around the park. Seriously... those things are huge (or not so huge depending) and have sharp edges on them that poke people when you are in a crowd. No one cares what you won, we just saw the six groups in front of you with trophys too. I know you went to your car before you came to MK, so LEAVE IT THERE!!!
2: Cheer moms. You don't need to have the same curly ponytail as your daughter who actually competed. And you don't need to carry a trophy around either!
1: Having sex anywhere in any park. Folks, this actually happened at the Studios... security broke up a cheering mob to find out that the mob was cheering for a couple engaging in non-Disneyesque activities.
Add your thoughts so that we may all get through this unusually loud and peppy time of year as sanely as possible.
Top 10 Stupid Cheerleaderisms seen at WDW:
10: Screaming cheers on Mainstreet. For real guys, please be quiet. It's turn of the century America. I promise you there were no groups of girls in short skirts screaming.
9:Screaming cheers anywhere other than the event arena. Ok, honestly... it's just annoying. No one cares if you can swat the yellowjackets or if big blue really can win, I don't need to hear you on Main Street when you are in Tomorrowland!
8: Piling all of your purchases in front of one register and then yelling at the cashier when he/she doesn't ring you up seperately. You are not joined at the hip. You can stand in line all by yourself.
7: Wearing your cheerleading uniform with pants under it in the park. Unless you are in between events at the Studios... put on normal clothes! Do you see any of the other athletes from competitions wandering around in their uniforms? No!
6: Pulling and pounding on Shop Doors after the shops are closed. I'm sorry, but you have to budget your time just like everyone else in the park. I'm not going to open the Chapeau for you after it's been closed for 15 minutes and the cash register is cleared just because you are leaving tomorrow and didn't get your Mickey Mouse Ears.
5: Screaming in shops, restaurants, or other enclosed spaces. It's annoying and painful to those around you!
4: Running en-Masse down Mainstreet and trampling little kids. A good rule of thumb for any park-goer. Although most groups don't travel in packs of 30.
3: Carrying your tournament trophy around the park. Seriously... those things are huge (or not so huge depending) and have sharp edges on them that poke people when you are in a crowd. No one cares what you won, we just saw the six groups in front of you with trophys too. I know you went to your car before you came to MK, so LEAVE IT THERE!!!
2: Cheer moms. You don't need to have the same curly ponytail as your daughter who actually competed. And you don't need to carry a trophy around either!
1: Having sex anywhere in any park. Folks, this actually happened at the Studios... security broke up a cheering mob to find out that the mob was cheering for a couple engaging in non-Disneyesque activities.
Add your thoughts so that we may all get through this unusually loud and peppy time of year as sanely as possible.