Stupid Guest Tricks

One night while closing Monorail I had a very angry, very large guest approach me complaining about this and that and how we were mean because we squished her into the train and how she needed two seats and not one. Well she comes storming up to me asking where she can file a complait.

Guest: Where can I file a complaint around here?
Me: City Hall in Disneyland.
Guest: Well how do I get there?
Me: Take the monorail back and its on Main Street.
Guest: Fine I'll take it back.
Me: Oh you can't do that, it was a one way trip here, you will have to walk there.
Guest: I'm not going to walk I need a wheelchair for that.
Me: Well Disneyland is now closed for the evening and I have to get this train out so I'm going to have to ask you to move off the platform now.
Guest: But I..
Me: Ok down the strairs now bye bye.
Guest: But...I...oh forget it.
Me: Have a nice night.

Oh it's so great when they have a complaint and can't get back. I'm so evil sometimes. :twisted:

maybe the reason she's so damn fat is because she doesn't walk enough!!!

Reminds me of the "fat sisters," these awful annual pass holders from about 12 or so years ago. They always insisted that they had to be back doored on every attraction because they were too fat to fit through the turnstyles. We were rolling our eyes when the ADA was ammended to include obesity as a "disease," just knowing those lard-asses were going to abuse it to the max on attractions.

:?

The downfall to the guest who leaves the monorail in DTD with a complaint is that if they are upset enough to walk all the way down to DL's main entrance we let them in to go to City Hall.... then they have an even bigger complaint. It's really no fun....

True dat, except I can't exactly let them back in the train even if I wanted to since one way trips mean we are pulling the trains from the track so there is very little we can do to fix that problem, if they are that pissed not my fault they decided to leave the park before filing their complain, chock one up for stupid guests.