Stupid Guest Tricks

Ms. Matterhorn wrote:Let's not scare Grumpy back into hibernation again! We knew what he meant, and spelling and punctuation errors are excused at SGT! We love you, Grumpy!

Considering I didn't write it on the sign, I assume the person that did write it really wasn't into grammer and puncuation. The point was made with the sign!
(technically It referred to me since I was a "boss")

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Considering I didn't write it on the sign, I assume the person that did write it really wasn't into grammer and puncuation. The point was made with the sign!
(technically It referred to me since I was a "boss")

ok then...so was said sign used by you?

If so, did it help?

Am just asking cause have been beating my head against the wall. Yeah, I need some happy pills I think. And a CAT scan after hitting that wall so much. :p:

MAPO

mapo wrote:ok then...so was said sign used by you?

If so, did it help?

Am just asking cause have been beating my head against the wall. Yeah, I need some happy pills I think. And a CAT scan after hitting that wall so much. :p:

MAPO

(remember in MIB..a CAT scan is required every 6 months!)

well, lets just say that being in a government job for over thirty years, that sign actually is used greatly by all, especially after tele-confrencing with washington!!!

hehehehhhee

When I was a kid, I was reading one of the humor columns in Reader's Digest, and one company had installed a punching bag in their copier room, which was dominated by a very cranky copying machine--frustrating to use. Anyway, a sign asked employees who needed to take their frustrations out to use the bag, and sure enough, it went blappity-blappity-blap all day long. :D:

So when I'm working outside of my attraction (Arrgh) of course people are constantly asking for the Jungle Cruise when I can see the sign about 30 ft. away. Some people sometimes go "Ahh! There it is! Oops!" and are able to laugh at themselves...

**Real Situation from today**
"Excuse me. Can you tell me where the Indiana Jones ride is?"
"Of course! Unfortunately, you're going to have to book a flight to Anaheim to get there though."

**The follow up**
"Oh! So you don't have the ride here?"
"No ma'am we don't. However we do have the Indiana Jones Stunt Show at Hollywood Studios."
(As the guest thanked me and began to walk away...) "I guess you figured out we were from California."

I had a fun dream the other night. There was a SGT Parade for us. We wore special shirts and we were able to boss the daylights out of the SG in the park. The shirts had the same logo but the bettering was in a neon yellow.

Now for today, I over heard a few SG saying that they could smell the Mc Donald's french fries and also could buy beer in Frontierland. Nice try.

SG: How do I get to TSI?
CM: Go around the river and catch the raft.
SG: Is there a bridge that can get me over to the island faster?
CM: No.
SG: That's too far.
Stupid guest goes to frozen lemonade cart and asks the same question.

My friends work over at the Columbia boat. He told me this story this morning.

SG: Does the turkey cart sell tacos?
CM: No, they only sell chimichungas, turkey legs, corn, chips and drinks.
SG: Is there a Taco Bell in Frontierland?
CM: There is no Taco Bell, but there is a mexican restaurant near the cart and you can find food there.

not bettering, lettering.

ifoundnemo wrote:**Real Situation from today**
"Excuse me. Can you tell me where the Indiana Jones ride is?"
"Of course! Unfortunately, you're going to have to book a flight to Anaheim to get there though."

When I worked at Indy and people asked for the ride, I gave them a choice of 3,000 miles East or West, as there is one at DLP as well as DLR.

Scenario with SG at Pirates today:

SG: "Where does the ride exit at?"
Me: "Next door in the gift shop."
SG: "Yes but where is that?"
Me: (Slower this time) "Next door in the gift shop."

I over heard this one today in Frontierland.

SG Mom: We are to meet here in front of the castle. (Golden Horseshoe)
SG Dad: I thought the castle was on the hub towards the Partner's statue?
SG Mom: No, the castle is in frontierland and so is the hub.
SG Dad: Lets ask the CM about where the castle is?
SG Mom: No, I am right and you are wrong.

Me: I had no idea the Golden Horseshoe looks like the castle. If we had n earthquake, the hub probably would be in Frintierland. :mad: