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Letterman Top Ten

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:41 pm
by hobie16
Top Ten Least Popular Disney Attractions

10. The hall of ruthless dictators
9. Main street Kabul
8. Alice in Neverland Ranch
7. Hepatitus-Ville
6. Winnie The Pooh gets stung in the ass by honeybees
5. Bambi’s House of Vension Jerky
4. Thirty seconds alone with Walt’s frozen corpse
3. Billy Joel’s Wild Ride
2. Country Bear Jihad
1. President Dumbo

Letterman also said that at Hong Kong Disneyland Donald Duck is both a character and a menu item.

Re: Letterman Top Ten

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:31 pm
by saidthekat
umm... only, like, two of these are funny.

Re: Letterman Top Ten

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:35 am
by Main Streeter
hobie16 wrote:Top Ten Least Popular Disney Attractions
4. Thirty seconds alone with Walt’s frozen corpse
2. Country Bear Jihad
1. President Dumbo
Well... W D isn't frozen so that's a Big Zero. #2 is kinda funny & # 1 is certainly true @ times :D:

Re: Letterman Top Ten

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:30 am
by CujoSR
hobie16 wrote:Letterman also said that at Hong Kong Disneyland Donald Duck is both a character and a menu item.
not a fan of letterman but a good line.

Re: Letterman Top Ten

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:39 am
by SpamPutney
Main Streeter wrote:Well... W D isn't frozen so that's a Big Zero. #2 is kinda funny & # 1 is certainly true @ times :D:
Although most people know that WD isn't frozen, that does not take away from the joke. It is a part of Americana, an urban legend, and fits in nicely with the list.

Re: Letterman Top Ten

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:30 pm
by tenprincess
hobie16 wrote: 7. Hepatitus-Ville
This one works if you apply it to the college program housing. But not too many guests know about this, but wdw employees are quite familiar with the jokes and references.