OMG! What did I just Say?! (Spiel Oopies)
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:27 pm
Hope this topic takes off.
How many of you have ever gotten so tired, excited, or just plain tounge-tied (as I refer to it oral dislexia).
Here are a few of my greater oops! Hope you enjoy and can top them:
Jungle Cruise (elephant bathing pool): And that guy in his own private shower over there is Big Shit....Shot...Big Shot!
Jungle Cruise (exit spiel):
what I meant to say:"Okay folks rides over get up and get out and enjoy the rest of your day"
what I said: "Okay fucks rides over get up and get out....."
I hadn't even realized I said it until my back unloader says, "Oooooh Jim, did your hear what you just said!"
Soarin': "Ma'am you don't need your strap on during flight!"
Soarin': "Please take a seat so we can get you off quickly"
Soarin': "Thank you for flying with us it was our pleasure making you Soar"
Land boat ride (during aquacell rehab with no fish): I am supposed to be talking about expiramental fish farming, Aquaculture) even without fish in the tanks:
"Here we are experimenting with Aquapuncture (pause) (beat beat beat)we found out that it didn't relax the fish in quite the way we wanted, thats why we dont have any fish right now (laughing hystericaly at myself, blank stares from the 98% non english speaking guests on the tour)!"
Land boat ride (I had been pulled from my shift at GM test rack to cover call ins)
"Welcome aboard Living with the Land, presented by General Motors" (oops Nestle) "thats right folks we are about to go from zero to 2 knots in 15 seconds)
RnR Coaster ( I had been reading a guest shirt while sitting in launch-base and I had a habit of doing spiels in the "Parking Garage off and on" Usually please step in, sit down, store loose belongings behind your feet, and reach up and pull down on your restraint, once again step in sit down reach up pull down.) Unfortunaely for my at the end of the spiel I reapeted the guests shirt:
Get in Sit Down Shut up and Hold on (I still like this spiel better) :D:
How many of you have ever gotten so tired, excited, or just plain tounge-tied (as I refer to it oral dislexia).
Here are a few of my greater oops! Hope you enjoy and can top them:
Jungle Cruise (elephant bathing pool): And that guy in his own private shower over there is Big Shit....Shot...Big Shot!
Jungle Cruise (exit spiel):
what I meant to say:"Okay folks rides over get up and get out and enjoy the rest of your day"
what I said: "Okay fucks rides over get up and get out....."
I hadn't even realized I said it until my back unloader says, "Oooooh Jim, did your hear what you just said!"
Soarin': "Ma'am you don't need your strap on during flight!"
Soarin': "Please take a seat so we can get you off quickly"
Soarin': "Thank you for flying with us it was our pleasure making you Soar"
Land boat ride (during aquacell rehab with no fish): I am supposed to be talking about expiramental fish farming, Aquaculture) even without fish in the tanks:
"Here we are experimenting with Aquapuncture (pause) (beat beat beat)we found out that it didn't relax the fish in quite the way we wanted, thats why we dont have any fish right now (laughing hystericaly at myself, blank stares from the 98% non english speaking guests on the tour)!"
Land boat ride (I had been pulled from my shift at GM test rack to cover call ins)
"Welcome aboard Living with the Land, presented by General Motors" (oops Nestle) "thats right folks we are about to go from zero to 2 knots in 15 seconds)
RnR Coaster ( I had been reading a guest shirt while sitting in launch-base and I had a habit of doing spiels in the "Parking Garage off and on" Usually please step in, sit down, store loose belongings behind your feet, and reach up and pull down on your restraint, once again step in sit down reach up pull down.) Unfortunaely for my at the end of the spiel I reapeted the guests shirt:
Get in Sit Down Shut up and Hold on (I still like this spiel better) :D: