Stupid Guest Tricks

IF YOU ALL KNOW THE SONG, LOVE CHILD, SING ALONG WITH THESE LYRICS FULL OF ADVICE FOR PARENTS
You parents make me wonder (Please watch your children)
What class of people you are under
At Disneyland you’ve suspected (Please watch your)
You have a neglected (children, children)

Lost Child
What a tragedy
Lost Child
That’s a shame to see
Lost Child
You’re in misery
Lost Child
Don’t you dare blame me!

Waiting in line
You’re worried about why the wait is long (wait is long)
In seconds flat, you turn around and your kid is gone
You scream and cry like you are mad
In the end, it’s very sad
And it’s your fault! Oh!

You parents should pay attention (Please watch your children)
Or really should I mention
That pedophiles are lurking (Please watch your)
But that brain of yours isn’t working (children, children)

Lost Child
What a tragedy! (Pay, pay close attention)
Lost Child
(Shameful) A shame to see
Lost Child
It’s a crying shame (Pay, pay close attention)
Lost Child
(Parents you’re) Parents, you’re to blame

(Oh, man and woman! You’d better watch your children)
Watch your children!
(Oh, man and woman! You’d better watch you children!)
WATCH YOUR CHILDREN!!!

Accountable
And yet, you parents put the blame on all of us
(On all of us)
You let them go their own way, it unanimous
Thank God, you’re not my mom or dad
Raising your poor children very wrong and bad! Oh!

Take my advice and use it (Please watch your children)
Don’t you ignore and abuse it
Don’t think that I’m fibbing and lying (Please watch your)
Or don’t come to me with your crying (Children, children)

Lost child, lost child
That is child abuse (Pay, pay close attention)
It’s wrong! A sin (Watch out)
That’s no excuse (You’d better watch your children)

Oh, when will you ever learn? (Lost Child! Pay, pay close attention)
Your child will turn (Watch out)
Turn on you (Better watch your children)

When will you ever learn? (Lost Child! Pay, pay close attention)
One day, you child will turn on you! (Watch out, You’d better watch your children)
(repeat until fade)

Written by Terrance Tucker (aka SmallWorldGuy76)

Holy cow, you came up with that? I wouldn't have the creativity or the patience to make it all rhyme...very nice. :D:

SW Guy, Those lyrics are amazing! You should make records! Oh, what? They don't?

Although cleverly done...it seems a bit over the top and judgmental to me. I'm just saying...we have enough rampant paranoia around without fostering it.

I'll grant you that there are some lost children because the parents don't care and aren't paying attention, but, I'd venture a guess that many more are just, "I turned for one second and he/she was gone", type of situations. Unless you have had a small child you do not know how fast that can happen.

WOW! Brilliant! Record it dude!