Gold Attraction Vehicles
Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 6:05 am
i am getting a bit annoyed by the gold units on original attractions.
i mean, it was a cute idea... but, as a ride operator, i don't see the logic in creating a "special" vehicle...
it invites exchanges such as:
at book or teacups-
guest: we want to wait for the gold boat/ cup.
CM: i'm sorry, we don't have the ability to accomodate your request. we have nowhere for you to wait. you're more than welcome to get in line, and try your luck again.
CM: but we want to wait for the gold one...
carrousel-
guest: i saw the gold horse first (as he removes someone else's child from the horse).
CM: sir, please take your hands off of that woman's little boy. he was on the horse first.
guest: this is ridiculous. i saw that horse first.
CM: well, little johnny got there first. he's riding the gold horse.
guest: but i want to ride the gold horse...
((or))
CM: thank you, and enjoy the rest of your day here at disneyland
*4 or 5 guests start a photo-op line by the gold horse*
CM: knights and ladies, for your convenience, a second gold horse is located across the way next to the dumbo attraction. please make your way over there, and take all of the pictures you want.
*guests pretend not to know what you're talking about*
pan & toad-
guest: we want to wait for the gold boat/ car.
CM: i'm sorry, we don't have a gold vehicle on this attraction.
guest: are you sure? cause there's a gold one outside...
CM: *blank stare* yes, i'm sure. get in, please.
attraction: *STATION BACKUP! BEEP BEEP BEEP*
guest: but we want to wait for the gold one...
it kills our efficiency...
and, as far as the carrousel goes...
didn't walt paint all of the horses white because he wanted every horse to be "equal"?
i mean, it was a cute idea... but, as a ride operator, i don't see the logic in creating a "special" vehicle...
it invites exchanges such as:
at book or teacups-
guest: we want to wait for the gold boat/ cup.
CM: i'm sorry, we don't have the ability to accomodate your request. we have nowhere for you to wait. you're more than welcome to get in line, and try your luck again.
CM: but we want to wait for the gold one...
carrousel-
guest: i saw the gold horse first (as he removes someone else's child from the horse).
CM: sir, please take your hands off of that woman's little boy. he was on the horse first.
guest: this is ridiculous. i saw that horse first.
CM: well, little johnny got there first. he's riding the gold horse.
guest: but i want to ride the gold horse...
((or))
CM: thank you, and enjoy the rest of your day here at disneyland
*4 or 5 guests start a photo-op line by the gold horse*
CM: knights and ladies, for your convenience, a second gold horse is located across the way next to the dumbo attraction. please make your way over there, and take all of the pictures you want.
*guests pretend not to know what you're talking about*
pan & toad-
guest: we want to wait for the gold boat/ car.
CM: i'm sorry, we don't have a gold vehicle on this attraction.
guest: are you sure? cause there's a gold one outside...
CM: *blank stare* yes, i'm sure. get in, please.
attraction: *STATION BACKUP! BEEP BEEP BEEP*
guest: but we want to wait for the gold one...
it kills our efficiency...
and, as far as the carrousel goes...
didn't walt paint all of the horses white because he wanted every horse to be "equal"?