Stupid Guest Tricks

There's a big debate on another board about a column sponsored by the board that shows pictures (faces obscured) and makes comments about the kinds of things that guests wear to parks (you know, women in mini skirts and 4 inch heels). I thought that CMs would have much better fodder for such a topic as you are at the parks all the time.

Please post descriptions of the wacky things you've seen guests wear to the parks. I think it would be entertaining.

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StupidGuestQuest wrote:There's a big debate on another board about a column sponsored by the board that shows pictures (faces obscured) and makes comments about the kinds of things that guests wear to parks (you know, women in mini skirts and 4 inch heels). I thought that CMs would have much better fodder for such a topic as you are at the parks all the time.

Please post descriptions of the wacky things you've seen guests wear to the parks. I think it would be entertaining.
:D:

While it may not seem like much, the gang at Coaster saw this group come through with one kid that basically had "poser" written all over his clothing...the fact that he obviously sat in his room and watched star trek (no offence) but he tried to dress gothic (Fishnets, nail paint and piercings, ect)...which got nothing but a thunderous laugh from everyone at Coaster.

The males in the gang (coaster gang) basically stop what we're doing when we even get the slightest thing on radar that might be a girl in a mini skirt. I'm normally running the damn radar system because when there's a girl in a miniskirt nearby in the courtyard...Im the first to look, then like lemmings, the rest of the gang follows my lead and looks.

I have never understood the high hells thing. we saw one lady with spike heels and she was hobbling along, looked like she was in pain, why wear that to a theme park??
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hmmm.....where to start

Women with high heels
Girls with really really short squirts
Really revealing bikini tops.
No Bras
No Underwear (ladies)

SilverStyle wrote:hmmm.....where to start

Women with high heels
Girls with really really short squirts
Really revealing bikini tops.
No Bras
No Underwear (ladies)

DITTO!................ :D:

I was in the park as a guest years ago and I saw a "goth" couple -- both dressed in black, black makeup, etc. -- and they were pushing a stroller. In the stroller was a two-year-old kid dressed all in black and waving around a light stick.

OMG, they're reproducing...

The only good I can see out of this is when the kid becomes a rebellious teen, he'll probably wear a business suit, carry a briefcase...

^^^Haha very true

I think the euro guest dress the most revealing IMO

SilverStyle wrote: I think the euro guest dress the most revealing IMO

It's true! It's True!!

I think I said this on another thread, but man.. The European middle-age-crisis guys all seem to have the same travel agent and they all want to stay in the cheap hotels.. *ahem* I mean "Value Resorts."

The Food Court is poolside at the resort where I was a cashier. We'd get the occasional pool refugee but most of them were wrapped in a towel at least. Not the European guys. Two words.. okay then, four words. Hairy chests & banana Hammocks. Uuuughhh!

I think my favorite park costume of all time had to be the gal at Epcot who was wearing fishnet stockings under a *very* short little-black-dress with a woven back, and 4-inch heels.

It was obviously *not* her first day there in that costume, as she had crusts of blood around her ankles from the shoes, and a nice sunburn that showed she had the hose and dress on in a *slightly* different position the day before!

All I could think of was that she was going to have a very interesting time once she started to peel. :twisted:

SilverStyle wrote:^^^Haha very true

I think the euro guest dress the most revealing IMO

and sometimes they forget to "shave" :D: :D: LOL....if ya catch my drift :D: