Stupid Guest Tricks

What I mean is that every so often, your brain comes to a screeching halt when you hear certain comments. For example:

I was at the Studios today with a buddie since he had never been to AK (We started at AK, made our to the Studios after seeing Lucky). Well a friend I work with at Coaster saw us at Lights! Motors! Action! (LMA) and told me that coaster had never opened this morning and they projected it to POSSIBLY open at 6 PM tonight (This being May 9th, dunno if it did or not, not sure what the problem is/was).

SO as we're leaving LMA and going to EPCOT my buddie (who knows enough about Coaster asked me some general questions) he asked me how long the ride was and I said:

Oh, about 90 seconds. From the time the train leaves load until it gets to unload its 3:12, but the coaster part itself is about 90 seconds.

Friend: Oh ok, so about a minute and a half

Me: Yeah, sorta like that 90 second deal...

Took it a few seconds to register but then it was one of the "There it is..." moments...he didn't talk until we go to EPCOT and to Soarin'....which was about twenty minutes total...

So, hear any comments that make blood shoot out your nose when you think about what they just said?

"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

That one always gets me...

for me, it was at unload at the Haunted Mansion. I was walking the belt as usual when a teenager got off the ride. He walked towards me, looked down at the ground, looked back up at me and said "it's kinda like an escalator, only sideways."

CujoSR wrote:"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

That one always gets me...

Don't think about that for too long or blood will shoot out of your ears... lol

Lewis Black kicks ass!

Let it be known that the Lewis Black Fan Club is now formed. Spread the word on messages boardwide.

"There was a moment in time that America was able to stop and look, as a group and and see where all of the problems in America during that year came from, and that obviously was Janet Jackson's breast. It's the only explination as to why everyone stopped on a dime and said at the same time, LOOK AT THAT TIT!"-Lewis Black

Sorry if I managed to offend any females, but it's the truth.

IndyandMarion wrote:Let it be known that the Lewis Black Fan Club is now formed. Spread the word on messages boardwide.

Sign me up! I just finished his book. Really good!

If it wasn't for my horse. . . If it wasn't for my horse. . . Damn it now I have to go to my health club. The International House of Pancakes to work this one out.

yeah i don't get the horse one either, and i've been accused of being smarter than a 10 cent whore... can someone help me clean up the blood comming from my ears.

Lewis Black is the epitome of stupidguesttricks.com

LegoDan wrote:Lewis Black is the epitome of stupidguesttricks.com

hahah i saw that show...lewis black is the man. too funny.
i love his reasoning for no more presidents from arkansas