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Re: Funny Radio Calls!!
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:02 am
by Lasolimu
Teddykeiko86 wrote:Something along the lines of " Park 1 please respond to a 10-65, 10-38, 10-100 outside of __(I forget the location)___" Which means an angry guest that has vomited and wet themselves....
I wonder what that was about.....
Perhaps they wet themselves, felt so disgusted that they vomited, then they were angry because their vacation was ruined and no one would take the blame for it and give them free stuff.
Just a guess, no idea what it would really be. :p:
Re: Funny Radio Calls!!
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:13 am
by Natural Selection Fan
Lasolimu wrote:Perhaps they wet themselves, felt so disgusted that they vomited, then they were angry because their vacation was ruined and no one would take the blame for it and give them free stuff.
Oh... sounds like Club 33 on a Saturday night. :twisted:
Re: Funny Radio Calls!!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:44 pm
by incontrol
I work at a non-disney park. (Please, don't throw things.) So I have to translate our radio speak...
"Supervisor to On-Duty Manager"
*no response*
"Supervisor to On-Duty Manager"
*Again, no response*
"SUPERVISOR TO ON-DUTY MANAGER!"
"Be advised, you are the on-duty manager."
:D:
Re: Funny Radio Calls!!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:01 pm
by drcorey
They should give away free barf bags to people that get sick.
beats the old yak in the hat routine.
Re: Funny Radio Calls!!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:17 pm
by CBeilby
incontrol wrote:I work at a non-disney park. (Please, don't throw things.) So I have to translate our radio speak...
"Supervisor to On-Duty Manager"
*no response*
"Supervisor to On-Duty Manager"
*Again, no response*
"SUPERVISOR TO ON-DUTY MANAGER!"
"Be advised, you are the on-duty manager."
:D:
Sounds like communications as any of the three non-Disney parks I worked at.
Anyway, welcome to Stupid Guest Tricks, incontrol. The Marsupials should be around shortly, as should the beverage committee and a very WARM welcome from our resident dragon. I'll be back after that one with a pan and broom. ;)
Re: Funny Radio Calls!!
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:59 pm
by Big Wallaby
Why, incontrol, :sgthello:
Hopefully the drink team will hold off until after the safety spiel. Alcohol in the system seems to make it a much worse experience. I would run now, while you still have a chance. We have the spiel on video so you can watch it when you get back.
Feel free to work at any park you like, or anywhere else in the world. I am still waiting for someone to join us from a call center in India. I would LOVE to hear their stories of their version of SGs from the US.
Re: Funny Radio Calls!!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:17 pm
by Lasolimu
Big Wallaby wrote:Hopefully the drink team will hold off until after the safety spiel. Alcohol in the system seems to make it a much worse experience. I would run now, while you still have a chance. We have the spiel on video so you can watch it when you get back.
But I do so enjoy when they are extra combustible. :p:
Greetings incontrol, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.
*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot
**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience
Re: Funny Radio Calls!!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:44 pm
by CBeilby
Lasolimu wrote:But I do so enjoy when they are extra combustible. :p:
Greetings incontrol, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.
*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot
**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience
*returns in Custodial Whites, and with a pan and broom, as promised, to sweep up the ashes.*
Re: Funny Radio Calls!!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:14 pm
by Big Wallaby
Lasolimu wrote:But I do so enjoy when they are extra combustible. :p:
Hey, I am just keeping up with Chapter 2, Page 4, Section 5, Subsection 3, Line 2, Subline 8 of the SGT OG:
When a member's or potential member's safety is in danger due to resident dragon performing a safety spiel, all other members shall attempt to warn said member or potential member of their upcoming potential doom. The member attempting to warn the selected member or potential member shall not attempt to physically assist the selected member or potential member, nor attempt to approach selected member or potential member, so as to not put themselves into danger in case resident dragon shows up early, as there is no warning system in place to warn if resident dragon should show up to perform the safety spiel on the selected member or potential member.
For more, we turn to Cheshire Figment and BRWombat.
Re: Funny Radio Calls!!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:57 am
by BRWombat
Big Wallaby wrote:For more, we turn to Cheshire Figment and BRWombat.
I don't see any liability problems. People join here at their own risk. If they get a little charred in the process, hey, they knew what they were getting into.
:kaboom: