Can we just deck em already?
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:15 am
Aside from my philosophy of that the good die young and pricks live forever (Which is why I will be alive when you all are gone :twisted: ), another one I have is that, as Cast Members, we should be allowed to have a One-A-Day Decking Card.
Basically, you can use it only once a day but you get to just completely beat the hell out of one guest of your choosing and no one could do anything about it (Listen, I was hit in the head with a baseball during a game once when I was 14, so I'm allowed to think of these things since I've gone freakin crazy since that hit).
Case in point:
I was at unload yesterday and someone got stuck in their harness. So out of the party of five, four rush to me like I'm a God or something and say khawkjhfgzkjfgherhaf (Which is what it sounded like to me, a bunch of garble as all four tried to say 'Hey, he's stuck")
-Alright, press down and pull up (And I went to check the rows for cell phones, wallets, change...change is a precious thing at coaster since our coke machine doesn't take dollars right now) when I hear:
-Hey! He's still stuck!
-(How F***ing hard is it to do two little things) Press down and pull up (and I went back to check my rows.
No more than, two seconds later one of the girls in the group, in a real snappy voice "Hey! Are you gonna help him or not!"
-So for the final time I say "Press down and pull up"
When he finally gets out I hear him mutter (And Im not stretching anything here): "F***ing white cracker. (No offense and Im not being racist but he was hispanic, so hence the way he said it).
See what I mean? Well, what do you think? Good idea for a Once-A-Day Deck Em' Card?
Course I would save all my frustration until the end of the night and then just wail on the first person my fist can get to. Ruin a perfect day, who cares, you came to the wrong ride at the wrong time.
'Why did you do that?!"
"Once-A-Day Deck Em' Card" (Then walk off)
"Wha?"
"I hit you, because I'm Rick James b**h!" (We're all dave chappelle cultist at Coaster now...)
Basically, you can use it only once a day but you get to just completely beat the hell out of one guest of your choosing and no one could do anything about it (Listen, I was hit in the head with a baseball during a game once when I was 14, so I'm allowed to think of these things since I've gone freakin crazy since that hit).
Case in point:
I was at unload yesterday and someone got stuck in their harness. So out of the party of five, four rush to me like I'm a God or something and say khawkjhfgzkjfgherhaf (Which is what it sounded like to me, a bunch of garble as all four tried to say 'Hey, he's stuck")
-Alright, press down and pull up (And I went to check the rows for cell phones, wallets, change...change is a precious thing at coaster since our coke machine doesn't take dollars right now) when I hear:
-Hey! He's still stuck!
-(How F***ing hard is it to do two little things) Press down and pull up (and I went back to check my rows.
No more than, two seconds later one of the girls in the group, in a real snappy voice "Hey! Are you gonna help him or not!"
-So for the final time I say "Press down and pull up"
When he finally gets out I hear him mutter (And Im not stretching anything here): "F***ing white cracker. (No offense and Im not being racist but he was hispanic, so hence the way he said it).
See what I mean? Well, what do you think? Good idea for a Once-A-Day Deck Em' Card?
Course I would save all my frustration until the end of the night and then just wail on the first person my fist can get to. Ruin a perfect day, who cares, you came to the wrong ride at the wrong time.
'Why did you do that?!"
"Once-A-Day Deck Em' Card" (Then walk off)
"Wha?"
"I hit you, because I'm Rick James b**h!" (We're all dave chappelle cultist at Coaster now...)