Stupid Guest Tricks

One of the most common questions you get in attractions is "How long is the wait?" Well, just the other day, I was standing at the greeter position of "it's a small world" when a guest walks up to the attraction, when there literally was no guests in line, turns to me, and asks, "how long is the wait?" Trying not to make her feel stupid, I said, this is the whole line right here, pointing to the empty queue. She then stares at me and asks, "so how long do you think it is?" I'm like, "ma'am, the front of the line is empty, no one is in line." Normally, I'd just reply "about 40 feet", but oh well. At this point she said, "oh!" and walked on the attraction.

I was always one to look at the wait time board and read tht to the guest