Stupid Guest Tricks

I had a family let their lil boy pee on my register... AND CAN THEY GET ANY MORE UNINTELLIGENT? YUP... They then procede to ask when the 4:30 Eureka Parade was... :roll:

-Jeremy

Ummm... I'm not going to touch that one. Which Register?

Um...something almost similar happened at WoD recently. I wasn't there to witness it, but I heard stories about it.

Apparently there was a family visiting and the store closed when the little boy decided it was time for him to take a dump. I guess he didn't have diapers to he went wherever he was standing, with the mom saying, "He does this all the time." :shock: Excuse me? So the CMs directed her to the restroom in the store, and there was stuff trailing on the floor as they made their way. I heard that Custodial had to bring all sorts of carpet cleaners and what not. :shudder: Glad I wasn't there.

Weeble wrote: I also have to admit that I enriched the jungle waters a few times while on deadheads. Was I born in a barn?

Ya really want us to reply to that???

Once I was at the front door for Pirates on a slow night and this couple with a small child came up to me and started asking some questions about the park. We were actually having a pleasant conversation, when I thought I heard the sound of running water that was not in the flume. Anyway, I turn just in time to see the little guy (he was about 2) with his pants down around his ankles, just tinkling away on the walkway next to the azalea trees that are outside the turnstyle. In the meantime, Mom is standing there yelling "no, NO!!!" They were so embarrassed and were apologizing profusely. When I got out the pro towel to mop up the little puddle, she insisted on cleaning it up herself! How often does that happen? I wish there were more guests like that...

Pre Runner Dude wrote:They then procede to ask when the 4:30 Eureka Parade was... :roll:

I get that sometimes too, "What time is the 8:00 parade??" and while working Fantasmic!, setting up ropes, they asked, "Do the parades go through here?"

How about this---I think this happens a lot actually...

Couple of weeks ago on Pirates, a friend of mine was manning the tower, watching the cameras. She saw a little tyke spew vomit into the water somewhere before the first drop....a couple of boats after that, a mother came through armed with a baby bottle and actually dumped it in that same water for a refill.

^ Yummy.... :shock:

SweetAurora wrote:How about this---I think this happens a lot actually...

Couple of weeks ago on Pirates, a friend of mine was manning the tower, watching the cameras. She saw a little tyke spew vomit into the water somewhere before the first drop....a couple of boats after that, a mother came through armed with a baby bottle and actually dumped it in that same water for a refill.

double eewwww

SweetAurora wrote:...a mother came through armed with a baby bottle and actually dumped it in that same water for a refill.

Wow. These fools never cease to amaze me.