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Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:21 pm
by Princess Susi
I love this song!!!!!!!!! It is one of my favorites!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy! :D:
"I'm a middle-aged woman"
http://www.heylisa.com/audio/LISA_KOCH- ... leAged.m3u
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:57 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
It could be your anthem!!!
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:26 am
by hobie16
The proper way to open a new Macintosh.
The unboxing should be performed in a setting of ultimate zen-like calm and tranquility. The phone should be taken off the hook, wives given money to go off and buy shoes, children allowed to run riot on the busy road outside.
Play music. Burn incense. Turn down the lights. Vigorously clean the space the Mac will go beforehand. No frustrations or interruptions must disturb the peace. There's nothing worse than the new virginal white mouse to be sullied by two day old pizza left carelessly on the desk.
Open the box slowly. Regard each flap individually. Sit and look upon the custom made sticky tape with rounded corners (Steve loves rounded corners) holding the box closed. Note how everything nestles together just so, like the courses in a Japanese Bento box. Take each component out separately. Peacefully look at the component for at least ten minutes (yes, even the Apple stickers). Don't plug anything in, just look at it, perhaps gently pick it up with fingertips and admire from every angle.
The whole process may take hours. It's a bit like tantric sex, in fact.
Then boot it up and look at porn.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:01 am
by mechurchlady
I am not a middle aged woman and will not gracefully get old.
I am tornado hear me roar as I have fun and rock and roll through life.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:42 am
by BRWombat
I'm not a middle-aged woman either. So we have something in common.
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:18 am
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Didnt realize you had to make a definative statement like that...but then again this is the ADD threa...
Oh look, a baby wolf......
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:24 am
by BRWombat
Wow, GP, yours is the 1000th post in this thread!!!
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:11 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
BRWombat wrote:Wow, GP, yours is the 1000th post in this thread!!!
Yeah, but YOURS is 1001!! Do we both win a prize?? Churro? Cookie"(crumbly kind, not data)
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:30 pm
by Purpura
*Giggle* I just texted Susislicker on her cell phone. Heehee... Wonder if she'll notice.
1003! Hey Did anyone notice the Gingerbread men in the parade all have flat backsides due to being baked on a pan?
Baby wolf? Where? Awww so cute!
Re: Official SGT ADD thread
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:36 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Purpura wrote:*Giggle* I just texted Susislicker on her cell phone. Heehee... Wonder if she'll notice.
1003! Hey Did anyone notice the Gingerbread men in the parade all have flat backsides due to being baked on a pan?
Baby wolf? Where? Awww so cute!
Just an added "Disney touch" to gingerbread!
You should text her with greetings from all of us!!