Stupid Guest Tricks

Purpura realized taht Churchy was not there. Purpura turnand still no Churchy so se gave up looking and joined Disnymom in plucking the turkey. Darph joined them in plucking the turkey and Grumpy Pirate was so drunk that he fell off the bridge into Bay Lake and swam to Discovery Island where he ....

Jumped out, for the sg's thought him drunk, but a sip of RUM would not be enough, then all the SGT crew continued drinking RUM while the alligators finished the cooking pot, and Wallaby had repaired the truck, so the tour could resume, while the oil came to the right tempature, everyone had some pretzels and beer, from the german pavailion while..

Discovered dolphins ate fish and liked to swim with people. Purpura then called Churchy on her cellphone and said some things to cheer her up. Meanwhile....

.... Grumpy Pirate discovered where the mutant turkeys had come from. Along with some really messed up deer. Those were a sight to behold. Glowing noses (probably from all the rum that Pupura dumped into the ground and made it's way into the water system:p :) , a rack of antlers going on 40-50 points, and something else that Grump just couldnt figured out how they were doing. Floating, yes, I said floating. Scrounging around Grumpy Pirate figured out the source of that ability. It was Oatmeal mixed with glitter. Somehow Meghyn had gotten over there and decided that they were Santa's reindeer and she was gonna make them fly. Wonder of wonders, it had actually worked, so Grumpy scooped up as much as he could and went back to show his friends over at........

Some SG's had decided to partake of the deep frying of the turkey, and even though it was still wet, cannonballed it into the oil, which at 425 degrees, resulted in...

vixen101485 wrote:.... Grumpy Pirate discovered where the mutant turkeys had come from. Along with some really messed up deer. Those were a sight to behold. Glowing noses (probably from all the rum that Pupura dumped into the ground and made it's way into the water system:p :) , a rack of antlers going on 40-50 points, and something else that Grump just couldnt figured out how they were doing. Floating, yes, I said floating. Scrounging around Grumpy Pirate figured out the source of that ability. It was Oatmeal mixed with glitter. Somehow Meghyn had gotten over there and decided that they were Santa's reindeer and she was gonna make them fly. Wonder of wonders, it had actually worked, so Grumpy scooped up as much as he could and went back to show his friends over at........

The Grand Floridian where the SGT Crew was busy making Christmas Feast. Grumpy Pirate told them about the flying critters and the magic dust which turned out to be dried bunny pellets and the glitter was nothing more than bunny dandruff. Disgusted the SGT crew packed up the party and moved to the Polynesian. Purpura realized that she called the wrong peson and had cheered up a priest in Bolivia. Cheshire Figment and Purpura strung popcorn for decoration and .............................

They began eating the oatmeal with their RUM, saying that it tasted like oatmeal cookies, with a little "punch" they then thanked Meghyn for the wonderful new food they had, besides turkey legs, that they could fry in their huge fryer, meanwhile, the SG's had continued to burn things in the fryer, including...

mushrooms but then Purpura got frightended because the SGs grew and grew then they turned bright pink and orange polka dot and did the Heffalump song. She was a afraid until she heard Vixen waking her up and handing her a cup of chamomile tea and some gingerbread cookies. Meanwhile Grumpy Pirate was all alone in the Grand Floridian so he fell asleep in a broom closet and dreamed about Churchy and her shack and the dream ............

never happened, as it was someone else dreaming about GP, but the rest of the SGT crew moved on, and began having fried turkey, as the marinade was made from butter creole that Susislicker supplied from the Cabelas store near her, and then the crew began playing the "whack the SG" game which caused..

...havoc among the masses as they all wanted to be first in line to get whacked. The SGTers handed out free mallets for the whackings and ran for their lives over to Epcot where they decided to have wienerschnitzel and brautwurst instead of the turkey. But a very belligerent German man in lenderhosen suddenly.......