Stupid Guest Tricks

....."its a XMAS miracle. BW has been resurected back to life" Then she paused when she realized that, that kind of resurrection stuff is supposed to happen around Easter. Somehow the SG's had gotten hold of the time machine from the new Disney channel movie coming out and transported them all back years into the past. Vixen was extremely happy about this as she has always claimed to be 29 on every birthday. Now it was true. WHOO HOO! All the SGTer's celebrated their refound youth like it was .......

a XMAS miracle, which it was. BW was still a little groggy from his resurrection, but he bravely ...

....downed some of Vixen's leftover turkey and mashed potatoes. Hey he said this turkey is so moist how did you get it to taste this way? It is a secret Vixen said as she twirled her mustache and laughed wickedly. Suddenly the whole crew was attacked by .............

flying cranberries, which pelted the SGT crew and turned them all cranberry color, which is a very nice color indeed, but the pelting kinda hurt. As they ducked for cover, the SGT crew realized the cranberries were being thrown by ...

.....giant mutant turkeys with 3 eyes who were getting even for the massacree(sp?) of their brethern. Everyone ran and headed under.......

BW's safari truck, which was just passing by as BW was looking for his 3-eyed mutant turkey which had recently escaped from AK. Unfortunately, BW didn't see the SGT crew dashing for cover under his truck and he accidentally ran over the lot of them! He felt a huge bump, leaped out of his truck to find out what happened, and said...

Now I done it, sniff, I done killed the only known 3 eyed turkey" then he got the idea to have Vixen and the SGT chefs prepare a fine Christmas dinner of the 3-eyed turkey. Churchy was still as home crying lonely but who cares she thought while Wombat missed her but it was football and turkey time so he helped Vixen ....

....and all the other red tinted SGTer's up off the ground. They were a bit bruised and shaken from being run over but otherwise in good spirits and feeling no pain. You see those cranberries that the turkeys pelted them with were spiked with vodka. The alcohol absorbed into their systems as the cranberries hit. Wombat said that it is a Texas tradition to cook the turkey in a deep fryer so they all pitched in to build a huge version of one out of.......

the Metal that was forged by the burrowing aligators, as the SGT crew looked on, for who knew that the alligators were skilled metalsmiths, so with a cheer, they all took a shot of RUM while the alligators continued their stamping and welding of the metal, the Flying Bongos were busy looking for some really good peanut oild to deep from the turkey, and...

"And there He goes again", groaned Purpura. "Don't make anyone drink rum that doesn't want to." She glared at Grumpy Pirate, as she walked over to him with the cup that someone had passed her. She held it very high over the ground, and then tipped it to pour downwards."Catch as catch can." She was glad she was in her grubbies."Hey Churchy, you can do the same as me, and we can make the grass drunk, if someone's not fast enough to catch one rum stream." She giggled at that thought and then....