Stupid Guest Tricks

Pirates of the Caribbean, swooping down to grab Jack Sparrow in its claws. Jack pulled out his cutlass and demanded the perturbed pterosaur drop him in the Seven Seas Lagoon, so it did. Jack leaped onto the deck of a passing ferry and found himself surrounded by SGs oohing and aaahing and grasping at his chin whiskers. Jack brandished his cutlass again and the SGs.....

Ran away squealing in pure fright... They ran to the trams and got rides to see the Studio Tour at Universal in Hollywood, and ended up seeing a great view of Bob the diver, and Bruce the Shark's teeth...

Then Purpura decided to tell people she was having fun with her new Ipod shuffle... and putting music on it. She'd gotten it for Christmas... She also saw back on Christmas Eve, 72 characters from ALL Over Disneyland that descended en masse to Main Street USA... and then posed for a HUGE Picture backstage at a parade staging area.... That was just Too cool!


Meanwhile Big Wallaby...

died.

This unexpected turn in the story, which ran counter to what most people consider to be cheerful Disney storytelling, really depressed the SGT'ers. Things were about to get worse though, because Wombat suddenly...

now had double the work at Mansupial and Marsupial. Now Wombat had to come up with a new name and a way to do less work. So Wombat put an add on Craigs list for a new Marsupial lawyer partner type and........

Two Koalas showed up for the job, but they wanted to be paid in leaves and had to nap 23 hours a day, meanwhile, the SGT crew was watching the SG's opening their presents, They suspected Santa was an SGT'er, when they noticed that ALL of the presents to the SG"s were...

One way tickets to watch Grumpy Pirate making rum and sharing it with them, Not the kids, though. The tickets were one way until the SGs had sobered up. Otherwise they were given books on how to behave in every park they wanted to go to.

Purpura also showed the Koala her little aussie clip on Koala she'd received from a guest when they were awake. Then Cranbiz drank some....

Rum, and watched the SG's tearing up the books, because they couldn't READ, and only wanted to look at pretty pictures and feel safe in the knowledge that they were right, as they were SG's so they ran to the nearest fastpass machine, and using a rock...

totally destroyed the machine. This caused Security to escort them out of the park and take them to the police station in Anaheim where they had charges pressed against them. Then the SGs were escorted to...

Back to WDW, where they had started from, and the police turned them over to the OCSD, who then turned them over to Disney Security, who then turned them over to Guest relations, when they all received the mythical FOL passes for universal studios, and being SG's, didn't get the fact that WDW cannot issue passes for.....

stupidity and stupid guest tricks. So the SGs were escorted off WDW property as there were only 4 left in the world. Meanwhile it is now Christmas Eve and Wallaby and Wombat did realize the could not find Churchy so they drove to her house and she hid so that they left her alone on Christmas Eve and Day crying. They missed her but carried on and went to DLR and ate a corn dog in her memory. They then met the SGT crew at the Grand Floridian for Christmas Eve dinner and Susi said ...