Stupid Guest Tricks

"No, really. I am the fourth tenor." (Tourists will believe anything.)

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! After a couple of weeks hiatus, your funny bones were rested and ready to go! First, the Honorable Mentions: Lynn A Ewing: "The crowd is not impressed by Wombat's version of 'The Wheels on the Bus'!"; ktulu: "...and I also pooped in there..."; Purpura: "Everybody look left... everybody look right... everybody see here... I'm standing in a spotlight...."; Jay Dennis: "In his best, lingering, Texas-British accent, 'And now on your left... something completely different: a man with three buttocks.'"; Zazu: "On this tour, I'll be pointing out a number of interesting and historic buildings. There's one now... and another... and another...."; and kcberlin: "You sir, in front of me. I said look to MY right!"



And the return of the Caption Contest brings a return to Alan AJ Irby's winning ways! This is A.J.'s fifth win this year and twentieth overall! Congratulations, A.J.!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for JULY 24! How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

"Hey, my watch stopped, could you tell me what time it is?"

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for JULY 24! How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Excuse me sir,,,if you had the newest 'smart-watch, you wouldn't need to be up here.

The most amazing thing about this picture--and this isn't a caption entry, BTW--is that Harold Lloyd is hanging by only half of a right hand--the rest is a prosthetic. Check his website--just put Harold Lloyd in your browser.

CAPTION CONTEST RESULTS! It's time! (Heh.) First, the Honorable Mentions: ktulu: "We're in daylight savings, move it forward an hour."; Bear Deardorff: "Aren't you glad that isn't a digital clock?"; Alan AJ Irby: "Hurry up! You're on the clock!"; and a couple of time-related song lyric references, ktulu (again): "If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me...."; and Scott Stogius Maximus Lewis: "Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?"



And your winning caption this week comes from my VM bro Cory Church, his first win ever! Congratulations, Cory!

Thanks to all who entered! New fake picture coming on Monday!

CAPTION CONTEST for JULY 31! How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

BRWombat wrote:CAPTION CONTEST for JULY 31! How would you caption this picture? Comment below!



The same pic will show here, on Facebook, and on The World of Wombat. I'll repost the pic with my favorite caption on Friday. No prize this week, just the glory of winning!

Haven't looked in the mirror lately,,,but I doubt it.

If not, come to the next Vocal Majority show, and you will.