Stupid Guest Tricks

stop insulting each other and start insulting SG's, as that is right and good and acceptable to all. Just then, however,...

....Hobie kinda freaked out from the sugar high earlier (the nap didnt help) and grabbed Whazzup and threw her in the water near the Lego Sea Serpent. She came up sputtering and saying.........

I hope your hull has barnacles and your rudders are...

fouled with seaweed. But realizing she could take advantage of the situation, she threw a bridle and saddle on the sea serpent and jumped onto his back and he swam with her off to....

....to the Contemporary to visit with Zazu and see if he would consent to one of his "un-official" tours of the MK. Unfortunately SWMBO had him tied up to the goat with 5 legs because he hadn't done the dishes the nite before for dinner. So being the optimist she was, Whazzup turned that Sea Serpent toward the now defunct Disney Institute where she found.........

A hidden Mickey.While opening our Christmas presents,churchy yelled,,,,,,,,,

....."NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!" "Mother I told you I wouldnt tolerate them anymore, they just wrinkle the hell out of my shirts and give me those weird hanger bumps" So the whole gang pitched in and knitted a non-wire version for her. Their knitting skills were so advanced that the Disney higher ups were impressed enuf to ask them to knit a large cover for Cinderella Castle. You see it had started to look a little shabby and they figured that a knitted sweater couldnt be worse then the Pepto Bismal Pink Cakestle. So sharpening their needles the SGTer's chose the color.......

royal blue as it would contrast nicely with the paisley pattern enveloping the...

... Haunted Mansion. The imagineers still havent figured out what went wrong while painting during it's rehab. Cheshire Figment said it complimented his eyes so they left it that way. As the whole crew headed over to the HM for inspiration for the Castle sweater a large.......

quetzalcoatlus flew over the...