Stupid Guest Tricks

You need to invest in a KVM at work, put your laptop on it UNDER you desk, and have it hot keyed to the desktop, then if some comes areound, one key stroke and your back to work!! (not that I would EVER do that !!!)

Big Wallaby wrote:SGT USER STATS:

Users with more than 100 posts: 72
Users with over 500 posts: 18
Users with over 1,000 posts: 8
Users with over 1,500 posts (and no life): 3


Welcome, Grumpy Pirate, as the newest member of the 1,000 club (no relation to Pat Robertson). Why did I post this? Cuz' I could. I'm pushing for 2,000. Will there be a post bug between 1999 and 2000? I'll go and let you all know.

Oh My god is the Y2K Again!!! only this time it will cause the SGT board to explode, erase the entire contents of all computer everywhere, and reverse the polarity of SG's electric appliances, causing their death (Mwahahahaha)

Big Wallaby wrote:SGT USER STATS:

Users with more than 100 posts: 72
Users with over 500 posts: 18
Users with over 1,000 posts: 8
Users with over 1,500 posts (and no life): 3


Welcome, Grumpy Pirate, as the newest member of the 1,000 club (no relation to Pat Robertson). Why did I post this? Cuz' I could. I'm pushing for 2,000. Will there be a post bug between 1999 and 2000? I'll go and let you all know.

Average posts per day of members with more than 900 posts:

Big Wallaby - 6.22
mechurchlady - 3.25
Main Streeter - 1.25
Zazu - .80
darph nader - 1.87
BRWombat - 1
GRUMPY PIRATE - 9.7
hobie16 - .89
ktulu - 2.86
CujoSR - .53
DLRFantasmic!Dan - .71
susislicker - 2.47

hobie16 wrote:Quality, not quantity, makes a better impression.

Indeed it does! Some *greedy* people want to be top poster! heeheehee. JUST TEASING Grumpy! Congrats on your 1000, you raced past me quickly! I made the 500 club just a bit ago and you were still working on that!
COUGH*postwhore*COUGH, COUGH. :hysteria: You are gonna be at 5000 before any of us knows it! ;)
susi*steady, but slow will still get you there...*slicker

hobie16 wrote:Average posts per day of members with more than 900 posts:

Big Wallaby - 6.22
mechurchlady - 3.25
Main Streeter - 1.25
Zazu - .80
darph nader - 1.87
BRWombat - 1
GRUMPY PIRATE - 9.7
hobie16 - .89
ktulu - 2.86
CujoSR - .53
DLRFantasmic!Dan - .71
susislicker - 2.47

:waves: :waves:Can I say it? Can I say it?

Someone needs to get a life!!!!!!!!! Or should I say soneone"S, there are a number of people who spend alot of time here! Why? Because it IS the most fun board on the web!!!!!!!! :D:

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:You need to invest in a KVM at work, put your laptop on it UNDER you desk, and have it hot keyed to the desktop, then if some comes areound, one key stroke and your back to work!! (not that I would EVER do that !!!)

Oh, I have one of the few KVM switches that the entire IT division owns here in my office. And why bother hiding what I do? I still get my work done...often more promptly than people who have been around a lot longer than myself. And yet I still find plenty of time all day at work to browse SGT. I actually only really use the KVM for those tedious reimaging and configuration tasks (actually, I have one of those scheduled today) but my desk machine is powerful enough to do several things at once, so I can stay on SGT all day... And then I get home after work and check the forums again... And then I often check them one last time before bed... And, like I've previously noted, I'm not shy about posting. I have a lot of opinions to share, but somehow I don't feel the need to post on *every* topic... (I'm not afraid of starting a contentious debate, as I'm sure people have noted, but there are certain topics and certain posts that I just let slide for one reason or another. Generally because I don't want to argue about certain subjects where there's *no* chance the other side will see the light.) :D:

Kwahati wrote:Oh, I have one of the few KVM switches that the entire IT division owns here in my office. And why bother hiding what I do? I still get my work done...often more promptly than people who have been around a lot longer than myself. And yet I still find plenty of time all day at work to browse SGT. I actually only really use the KVM for those tedious reimaging and configuration tasks (actually, I have one of those scheduled today) but my desk machine is powerful enough to do several things at once, so I can stay on SGT all day... And then I get home after work and check the forums again... And then I often check them one last time before bed... And, like I've previously noted, I'm not shy about posting. I have a lot of opinions to share, but somehow I don't feel the need to post on *every* topic... (I'm not afraid of starting a contentious debate, as I'm sure people have noted, but there are certain topics and certain posts that I just let slide for one reason or another. Generally because I don't want to argue about certain subjects where there's *no* chance the other side will see the light.) :D:

You must be at work right now! It is 8:07 here, so it is after 10 AM there. Boy, what I would have given for a job where I could post. I had 3 computers on my very large desk and had to schedule commercials for 3 radio stations. Each had their own computer to keep it separate so as not to log onto another station to schedule. That would have been disastrous. It was a LOT of work and I had no time with the slimy radio sales people throwing paper at me all day to enter and schedule! Ah, a little break would have been so nice and relaxing.... :)

We rely heavily on KVM's, I have three dual cores that I use for processing and data recovery, I have two shuttles that I use for imaging, one single core on the internet, (segrated), one on the (in-house) network and SAN (using fiber on that one!!)

Mostly once I get everything going, I just need to switch to each one from time to tim and check on it!!

I'll have more time for the SGT when I retire!!!

Big Wallaby wrote:I think everyone here (except me) needs to try some Vegemite.

Imagine that, a dinner complete with Vegemite and Beverly!

Ah.........No.

I know Vegemite.

A Long time ago....... in a state far far away, i used to work as an field tech for a company who make food container inspection equipment. One of our customers was Vegemite. We inspected the jars for proper seal. They should always remain sealed!

hobie16 wrote:Average posts per day of members with more than 900 posts:

Big Wallaby - 6.22
mechurchlady - 3.25
Main Streeter - 1.25
Zazu - .80
darph nader - 1.87
BRWombat - 1
GRUMPY PIRATE - 9.7
hobie16 - .89
ktulu - 2.86
CujoSR - .53
DLRFantasmic!Dan - .71
susislicker - 2.47

Me thinketh, Someone has too much time on their hands.