The Never Ending Story

[hobie16]

Ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-six bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, ninety-six bottles of beer on the wall.

Ninety-five bottles of...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

NON-ALCOHOLIC beverage, Take one down, but don't pass it around, as someone,( an SG?), will get offended that you are drinking IMAGINARY alcohol, and it dosn't matter that someone is alergic to alcohol and cannot drink a glass, without migranes, but likes to pretend they could. So they all went to...

[Tara_Lee3]

EPCOT where alcohol both real and pretend can be had in abundance! :p: The angelic tones of the Candlelight Processional floated to the ear of.....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

a self-richeous SG that felt it was his position to police the internet and make everyone think his way, but he was soon drowned out by other SG's who thought that THEIR ideals were much better than his, and cause a great commotion in the fantasy world that is the SG view, and then wallaby, who was STILL on his tour, looked up and saw...

[hobie16]

everyone, SGs and SGTs alike, saying, "We need to mellow out 'cause it's the holidays and everyone should be excellent to everyone else." That got everyone to think...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

hobie was drinking an...Ummmm, non non-alcoholic adult beverage that grows on bushes in hawaii!! But just then...

[BRWombat]

they saw Wallaby tossing SG's off of his truck into the alligator pit! "Why are you doing that?" Churchy cried! "What did they do to deserve it?"

"Easy," replied Wallaby. "They were...

[vixen101485]

just having fun when all of a sudden, Vixen shows up and throws the monkey on BW's tour a banana beer which the monkey promptly threw back cause he actually prefers fictional alcohol to the real stuff. And since he likes pretend food and drink so much, Vixen also tosses him some Plum Gingerbread, Molasses Swamp Grog, some hand picked peanut brittle from Gramma Nut, and a lollipop tree. All of which he scarfs down instantly. BW turns around and says to Vixen, the rules say no feeding the animals food or drink, real or pretend, and throws her off the fictional safari vehicle right into the path of.............

[Purpura]

The End... This story is becoming a way for people to insult others. I'm not posting in this Story any more, not fun any more. Said Purpura. "If anyone cares..." She then prepared to lurk and watch... and maybe post again when...

[hobie16]

everyone was excellent to everyone else.

As the originator of this thread I was hoping we'd see right brain, wacky posts that went anywhere and everywhere. We did. If everyone can play nice I'd like to see where it goes next.

Let's be happy out there!!