Stupid Guest Tricks

About to start, when.they woke up, and realized that they were dreaming about dreaming, having watched the movie "dreamscape" and then the laughed, because they realized that NO government program could start in less than 14 yeas, as that was about half the time it would take just to get funding and specifictions to the contractors, who would then underbid, and the cost overuns would be in the Billions, with a "B", but Wallaby, who was giving a safari, was pointing out the flying bongos, that shoot quills, when all of a sudden...

Hobie gasped and oohed as the SGs in a pen surrounded by flying bongos. Wallaby said "Dear Guests you see before you the last 4 remaining SGs in the world, sigh, all males :( . There was another but it died after clotheslining itself on a piece of dental floss" The SGT crew stared at the SGs and then ....

it ws quiet...TOO quiet...All of a sudden, several hundered wild SG's, with FOL passes tatooed on their forheads, came running from off stage, and fell upond the crew, capturing Churchy and forcing her to drink RUM, and letting their captured brethern free, until Wombat and Wallaby, who organized a resistance ....

started stuffing SGs in their pouches, where they quickly suffocated from lack of oxygen. But there wasn't enough room in all the marsupial pouches for all the SGs, so they called for reinforcement from the duck-billed platypus, which is also a marsupial. However, there was not a duck-billed platypus to be found in all of Animal Kingdom (or was there?), so Wombat and Wallaby resorted to ......

Rounding up a squadron of flying Bongos, which he had taught to hold a burrowing alligator in their hooves, and drop them on command, and as the Bongos approached the SG group, the dove from a little over 3000 AGL down to 300 AGL and....

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:it ws quiet...TOO quiet...All of a sudden, several hundered wild SG's, with FOL passes tatooed on their forheads, came running from off stage, and fell upond the crew, capturing Churchy and forcing her to drink RUM, and letting their captured brethern free, until Wombat and Wallaby, who organized a resistance ....

Church got so pissed off at being force to drink booze even after the request of Purpura to stop that she immediately went home to here cold damp lonely hovel. She deleted the bookmark for her favourite site and went to sleep crying knowing she never ever would be posting at SGT. Mean while Grumpy Pirate was so happy to see Churchy go that he .....

lied and said "good riddance." Deep down inside, however, he knew that he had crossed the rum line with Churchy and should probably apologize profusely so Churcy wouldn't go home and pout and be lonely. GP did apologize, after which Churchy said to herself, "Ha! My bluff worked. Now I can go back online and mingle in good holiday spirits with my SGT friends." So GP and Churchy shared a mug of spiced eggnog (GP's with rum, Churcy's without) and wrapped their arms around each other in good cheer and sang....

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall.

Ninety-eight bottles of...

(STOP!! Now you've got that stoopid song in my head and it will be there all day, taking one down and passing it around. It's even worse than the IASW song when it comes to infiltrating your brain.) Now to continue.....

.... bottles of rum down the sink, 98 bottles of rum, pour one down and don't you dare frown, 97 bottles of ......

Then Purpura slipped up to Churchy and they drowned the others out with their rendition of

"I'm Dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know! WHere the tree tops glisten and children listen to hear sleighbells in the snow!!!!!!!"

Then Big Wallaby...