Stupid Guest Tricks

Too Cool, BW, Maybe the Deer was giving you a little visit as she knows you won't be slaying any more of them with your Bus....
Love your new outfit!

Big Wallaby wrote:This morning, I hung my microphone in 4887, knowing that this time I would not be taking it with me. I recorded a spiel, and it came out very, very well. I did a good performance, and had a great audience reaction. It was my last Signal 72, and my last opportunity to record a genuine schtick.

Then, after I got done, I was one of the last ones out of the Kingdom. At TTC, I parked, clocked out, and was walking to my car, where a deer was standing next to my car. I guess she liked my car, because as I walked closer, she squatted and peed right next to my car, right at the driver's door.

How often does one get to tell that story?

That deer peed on your door because you hit her sister with your bus!!!!!!!!! ;)
suse

Or it was the "deer" mafia, letting you know your time is leaking out!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Or it was the "deer" mafia, letting you know your time is leaking out!

Or she was "marking" your car for a later visit by a nearsighted Stag. And he's really gonna "f" up your car. :twisted:

Randy

Randy B wrote:Or she was "marking" your car for a later visit by a nearsighted Stag. And he's really gonna "f" up your car. :twisted:

Randy

or re-do the deer scene from "Tommy Boy"!!!

So here it 4:30 this morning and Ralph wakes me up a moanin' and a groanin'. From what you say? Well, it seems the dear eccentric boy has got himself a huge rash again, only this time it is in one specific area. One specific horrible area. All of his *No-No* areas have wheals and welts and hives covering them! That whole region of his body! His bottom and all other areas in the area Now, it could one of two things. He is having another allergic reaction to the new antibiltics OR as I tend to think, he is suffering from exposure to the no-no parts from yesterday's snow shoveling without pants! He has done this before and never had a problem, but boy, he is rashy this morning and says unfortunately you just cannot scratch *there* It would hurt to scratch the boys and everyone else down there too!
So I just sent him to the emergency room. He is not lighted headed (except for maybe missing his brain, to do fool stunts like yesterday!) and can breathe fine, which is why I think it is exposure. He was out there for 2 hours yesterday in 15 degree temps with no pants, just a flimsy thin nightshirt and his Pooh Hat and moccasins. I have laid down the law. No more of this *eccentric* behavior. His eccentricities are what endeared me to him long ago, but now some of them are downright dangerous. He is lucky he didn't lose his pecker to frostbite!
I am once again waiting to hear from him when he gets to Emergency. My odds are on the exposure yesterday to the cold. *shakes head and sighs...* What the hell do I do with a man who will NOT listen? :( Does any man listen.

You don't see ME itching my no-no's this morning. I actually had more sense than I pretended not to have. ;) I cannot stay out there *that* long. 10-15 minutes is my limit. It cools me off from my heatwaves and then I come in, like anyone with good sense does! I was only out there for 10 minutes yesterday*slicker

I cannot wait for the balmy heat of Florida! Believe me, I don't need this kind of grief every Winter! We love the heat, but I am just as sure that Ralph will find SOMETHING there to be allergic to or hurt himself with...Since his accident, his body does not stand up to much stress, even though he would like to believe he can handle many more things than he can. :( He gets hurt a LOT more and he does these things when I am not around to stop him.

I tried ysterday to make him come in and he would not. He got the knee infection from just scraping his knee...He does not heal that well anymore and he thinks he can do more than he can. It is a sad thing, but sometimes I just have to put my foot down and tell him no. He is like a big kid in many ways and it is not easy for him. :( It is not easy for me either trying to keep an eye out for him. But I adore him and will do it to my dying breath, just to make sure he is okay!
susi

Oh, Susi, Tell Ralph to get better! I thought he was being rather brave to go out snowshoveling that way. Tell him he needs to be in one piece for your upcoming visit!

DisneyMom wrote:Oh, Susi, Tell Ralph to get better! I thought he was being rather brave to go out snowshoveling that way. Tell him he needs to be in one piece for your upcoming visit!

BRAVE!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! I told him to dress appropriately, he would NOT listen! :mad: He is a man, read: *large boy* after all. I hope his *parts* are okay! :hysteria: He better not be pulling this crap the day before we leave to come to DL! No call from the emergency room yet! What do you do? How do you get a large boy to listen? Ralphie is *special* too, cause of his accident, he really is like a big kid most of the time. When you meet him you will understand what I am describing, like a big overgrown kid most of the time! BUT, he IS alive! That is the best of all!!! It does not matter that he is like a giant 10 yr old sometimes. Aren't all men like that sometimes? He is also stubborn, like me! But at least I wear pants when I go outdoors! :hysteria:
soose :p:

Randy, you still getting hit by that big ice storm? I see it has gotten mean and fatal...in St. Louis... :( Hope you are okay! BE SAFE, my friend!
susi

susislicker wrote:BRAVE!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! I told him to dress appropriately, he would NOT listen! :mad: He is a man, read: *large boy* after all. I hope his *parts* are okay! :hysteria: He better not be pulling this crap the day before we leave to come to DL! No call from the emergency room yet! What do you do? How do you get a large boy to listen? Ralphie is *special* too, cause of his accident, he really is like a big kid most of the time. When you meet him you will understand what I am describing, like a big overgrown kid most of the time! BUT, he IS alive! That is the best of all!!! It does not matter that he is like a giant 10 yr old sometimes. Aren't all men like that sometimes? He is also stubborn, like me! But at least I wear pants when I go outdoors! :hysteria:
soose :p:

Well, based on my Hubby, I would have to agree that some things never go past age 10ish-but just like in your experience, that's what makes them so darn cute! One example- HUBBY is very attached to his parents, calls them constantly....I am very lucky as they are the sweetest people ever. :) He also still has all of his old Boy Scout uniforms....