Stupid Guest Tricks

Simba1 wrote:The most common one I hear is "Fast Track". Half the time they are referring to Fast Pass, the other half it's Test Track :p: And they always say "Well, YES, you know what I mean"

Had one guest who wanted "Fast Track". I asked if she wanted "Test Track" or "Fastpass" but she insisted that it absolutely had to be "Fast Track".

So I gave her directions to Universal Studios, where that's the name of their line bypass program. She thanked me and left the park!

My personal favorite was:

Donde esta la Casa de las Moñecas.

I took a year of Spanish, but the first time I got this, it took me a few seconds to figure out that she was asking, "Where is the House of the Dolls?" (or, the Doll House)

So it took another couple seconds to associate "The House of the Dolls" that with "Small World," but eventually I pulled out my map, and showed her where we were, and where Small World was, and ran my finger along the path she should take...

I used to get this one all the time, back when I worked in ODV, and it always made me chuckle.

Zazu wrote:I'll make sure Jack gets the message.

And you're right, Jack rocks! :piano:

Did Jack mention that he was one of the two conductors who created the Steam Train tour?

that he did zazu, and he also came from the same town as my friend who was with us. so he got a little smile on his face while we (especially my friend) and he spoke about connecticut. haha. jack rules, the best thing about him is that he has so many stories, you couldnt shut him up if you taped his mouth closed..he is so awesome.

Zazu wrote:Had one guest who wanted "Fast Track". I asked if she wanted "Test Track" or "Fastpass" but she insisted that it absolutely had to be "Fast Track".

So I gave her directions to Universal Studios, where that's the name of their line bypass program. She thanked me and left the park!

Zazu-honey-

It's EXPRESS PASStm.

Notatourist wrote:

Zazu wrote:Had one guest who wanted "Fast Track". I asked if she wanted "Test Track" or "Fastpass" but she insisted that it absolutely had to be "Fast Track".

So I gave her directions to Universal Studios, where that's the name of their line bypass program. She thanked me and left the park!

Zazu-honey-

It's EXPRESS PASStm.

Hey, she left *my* park! :twisted:

Zazu wrote:Hey, she left *my* park! :twisted:

And more than likely went to SeaWorld...
:p:

When I had somebody ask me for a Fast Track I'd send them to ORMC because that's what they call one of the lines for the Emergency Room. It's the queue that people go through that have non life threatining emergencies that don't require immediate attention.

When referring to Mickey's Philharmagic:

Mickey's Philharmonica

Mickey's Philharmonic

Fantasmic

Mickey's Film of Magic

Splangaroo wrote:When referring to Mickey's Philharmagic:

Mickey's Philharmonica

Mickey's Philharmonic

Fantasmic

Mickey's Film of Magic

What, no "Mickey's Harmonica"? I was fully expecting that one. :D:

I <3 film of magic!