Stupid Guest Tricks

glendalais wrote:That's when you offer them a nice, thick chocolate bar.

From many past posts I don't think DM offers thick chocolate bars. Keeps, yes. Offers, not a chance! ;)

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:(??) What were YOU looking at??

He WAS wearing something!

Don't you hate it when people wear things that are way to big for them?

BRWombat wrote:Hmm. I wonder if he could've just used the snack size:

Thanks Wombat. I laughed so hard I wet my pants. And it took a second to see the STRING around his neck and connected to the can that kept that thing on. Wow.

Since he's wearing shoes he's only a t-shirt away from being able to shop at
7-11.

That outfit shows less than the speedo my FIL wears.

Wow, I missed the string part. I'd go take another look but then...I'd have to actually look at the picture a second time. /shudder

Also, sorry about that DM - I tried to warn y'all. I'll add a - NO KIDS - tag next time. :D:

LadySiren wrote:Wow, I missed the string part. I'd go take another look but then...I'd have to actually look at the picture a second time. /shudder

Ditto. I'll just take GaTechGal's word for it.

LadySiren wrote:Wow, I missed the string part. I'd go take another look but then...I'd have to actually look at the picture a second time. /shudder

Also, sorry about that DM - I tried to warn y'all. I'll add a - NO KIDS - tag next time. :D:

I think the proper internet term in this case is NSFW, not safe for work.

There was a group last week. They swarmed my cart and pushed everyone away. They started to chant loudly. Thank goodness I had a radio and called my leads. My leads came out and took the brazillians away from the cart. My guests were happy that the group were taken away. My leads stayed with me for a while in case the idiots were to return. They did not bring their horns either.

I feel sorry when they get on the canoes and start to chant. I hope that the CM's have ear plugs.

kurtisnelson wrote:I think the proper internet term in this case is NSFW, not safe for work.

Ah, you're right...another, um...less civilized board I belong to uses NWS - Not Work Safe. Yes, that's right - there's a board less civilized than this one (actually, we're pretty civilized here). The first time they Tub Girl'd me, I about lost my lunch. :mad:

EDIT: if you haven't seen Tub Girl, please for the love all that's holy, do NOT Google her. Don't do it. I won't be responsible for your corneas exploding. 'k, you've been warned.

4chan is the scorge of the internet. They bring us goatse, tubgirl etc but also lolcats and rick rolling...