Things to teach your child...

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Re: Things to teach your child...

Post by Lasolimu » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:04 am

LittleDollClaudia wrote:Always make sure that if your child does get sick while at one of the parks to let them sneeze and cough over everything they can get their filthy hands on. Do not leave the park even if they have thrown up whatever they ate or drank so your vacation doesn't get ruined.
My first or second trip to DLR way back when I was little I got the chicken pocks, that is possibly the worst trip I have had.
turkeyham wrote:I ran around Tomorrowland with my friends. I came across a busy cast member with a radio on his belt. I took it and started to run. The cats member, a few other people came running after us and we took off all over the park. We thought we could ditch them on Tom Sawyer's Island. We went running all over the Island. We rain into a cave and hid. Security and the cast members were on the Island after dark looking for us. We walked out of the cave to the rafts thinking we were home free with a nice souvenier gift. Nope, security and Anahiem Police were there to take us away. So, SG parent's your kids may tey this, but if you think you can stay on the Island after dark and try to out run the security, think again! You are now dust! :twisted:
This is really funny because there is really only one way off the island, all security would have had to do was stay at the dock and they would have to some by eventually, Or did they intend to jump in the Rivers of America to make their escape in that situation?
turkeyham wrote:Small World opens in a few weeks. If it breaks down, maybe we can shove the SG kids in and chain them to the floors. My parents told me when I was little, if I get lost at the park and they can't find me, I will be living there. ;)
My parents told me that as well...now the CMs are telling kids similar things at times...


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Re: Things to teach your child...

Post by hobie16 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:59 am

Lasolimu wrote:This is really funny because there is really only one way off the island, all security would have had to do was stay at the dock and they would have to some by eventually, Or did they intend to jump in the Rivers of America to make their escape in that situation?
If they're dopey enough to stay on the island they're probably dopey enough to swim for it. :D:


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Re: Things to teach your child...

Post by Lasolimu » Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:41 pm

hobie16 wrote:If they're dopey enough to stay on the island they're probably dopey enough to swim for it. :D:
I have to admit that that would probably be really funny to watch from the shore. Teenagers making a break for it through the water, with security quickly beating them to any location they could possibly climb out.


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Re: Things to teach your child...

Post by hobie16 » Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:24 pm

Lasolimu wrote:I have to admit that that would probably be really funny to watch from the shore. Teenagers making a break for it through the water, with security quickly beating them to any location they could possibly climb out.
Could be an idea for a new series.
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