Stupid Guest Tricks

decay1009 wrote:\Funny thing is, now I can't remember even one of his illusions or a "signature" trick...

He introduced the world to Origami.

Zazu wrote:The difference is that CM nametags are white. Nametags for guests are red, blue, green, and apparently purple.

Of course, wearing any color will cause SGs to think you're a CM. Some CMs will think so too, which can get pretty funny if you want it to.

Once, back before Mickey made me shave off my moustache, I walked up to the turnstiles at Epcot wearing a red one. The CM opened the stroller gate for me and asked if I thought we'd ever get Test Track fixed.

I told her no.

I had a local company make this up for me:



I wore it to Disneyland this past April. Got quite a few confused looks from the CM's there. Surprisingly, no guests asked me any silly questions.

*TRUE STORY, NOT A JOKE* (I have to paraphrase that here at SGT, you never know.....)

I heard on the news this morning that the Feds raided David Copperfield's home. They took his computer, a camera and a bunch of personal stuff. They are not saying what he is being investigated for. They also found money stored in a warehouse! Weird! It will be interesting and sad to find out what he did. A camera and computer being confiscated makes me worried that he was into something really heinous. I hate to think that. Maybe it was tax evasion, what with the money in the warehouse and all. :(


Maybe he should have made it all disappear before the Federalis got there!
susi

susislicker wrote:*TRUE STORY, NOT A JOKE* (I have to paraphrase that here at SGT, you never know.....)

I heard on the news this morning that the Feds raided David Copperfield's home.

It's interesting, from what I am reading he didn't fight it or anything and went on to perform his two regularly scheduled shows that night.

Hmm.

Some woman said Copperfield raped her while she was in the Bahama's.

ktulu wrote:Some woman said Copperfield raped her while she was in the Bahama's.

WHAT? He doesn't need to rape women. He can have any woman he wants! That is weird and if true, YIKES! I have a hard time believing that story! How much $$$$$ does she want? That is what it always comes down to with these celebrity: raped, hit, beat me up, crashed into my car, broke my camera stories. Although some of them ARE true. :(
Holey Moley, say it ain't true Mr Copperfield! :(
soooozie

According to a few links found through Google news, including this, it's an FBI investigation stemming from an allegation of sexual abuse in Seattle. Which doesn't quite add up to me, because I'm not sure why the FBI would be investigating that.

Unless it has to do with child porn on the computer. Why would they snatch his 2 mil? Very strange case indeed. I am sure the details will leak out as they always do in these investigations...I hope all the secrets of his trade stay secret, if that is what he has in that warehouse.

Maybe he should have made HIMSELF just disappear!
susi

Latest word is that the incident allegedly occurred out of the country, in the Bahamas, but did not report it until she returned to Seattle, so the local police called in the FBI.

susislicker wrote:WHAT? He doesn't need to rape women. He can have any woman he wants! That is weird and if true, YIKES! I have a hard time believing that story! How much $$$$$ does she want? That is what it always comes down to with these celebrity: raped, hit, beat me up, crashed into my car, broke my camera stories. Although some of them ARE true. :(
Holey Moley, say it ain't true Mr Copperfield! :(
soooozie

Plus he could just make womens clothes disappear, and hypnotize them into having sex with him.