Stupid Guest Tricks

I think i'm going to incorporate that graph into my honors project. It will be my outcome and I will have no trouble defending it in front of a committee because I will wear my batman costume and sing christmas carols under a full moon.

I had a strange dream again. Must be stress. Cant remember most of it but it was weird. I was riding a bus and had all this stuff to carry and my mother was there again helping me. In this dream I had to go pee really bad but the bus driver wouldnt let me off to go. I cant remember any more because I felt a pressence near me and opened my eyes to see my DD less then an inch away from my face staring at me. Maybe she was planning on sucking my breath away from me while I slept. All I know is that when I did wake up enuf to become coherent, I had to piss like a race-horse.

vixen101485 wrote:but the bus driver wouldnt let me off to go.

Was the driver wearing purple pants by chance?

I'm just asking....

Trying to pull paper money out of a plastic piggy's butt is harder then shooting fish in a barrel.

IC...not that I remember. He may have. LOL

I use thread to mend socks.

Syndrome wrote:I use thread to mend socks.

You couldn't use this thread.....LOOK,a beerbutterfly,or butterbeerfly,or I just spilled beer on my fly?

You know what I can't stand? When someone comes up to you and says, "Hey I got something REAL important to tell you" and after an hour of talking, you still don't know what the friggin' hell they were all up in arms about. Doesn't that just fray your socks?

Look, a crazy bride!!




Who is that weird girl?

ktulu wrote:1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16

Yes, but 2+2=5 for large values of 2. Anyone want me to post the proof?

1+1 = 2 except on Tuesdays when its 3 and when it's raining then it's 4

Some algebraic formula actually makes it equal those numbers but I just remember the rhyme from middle school that the teacher who was a drunk told us. We had him for the 1st class of the day and he was already sloshed by then. It was pretty funny cause he was a happy drunk and I actually learned better from him then from the grouchy old guy in Algebra 1. He eventually got fired for getting caught with alcohol in his teacher locker.

Zazu wrote:Yes, but 2+2=5 for large values of 2. Anyone want me to post the proof?

Would that be proof similar to the "girls are evil" proof that's reasonably common across the internet?