Stupid Guest Tricks

picked some Banana Beer and...

Churchy got to pick bananas, no beer! Then...Grumpy Pirate went to Disneyland and DW, and got Press gangs to come help him give the goddess Pele all the rum in the world. Then....

got to ride his horses, which of course were hobie horses, but just then GP hired a empty jet blue plane to take them all to WDW, as they were feeling homesick for the place, and an urgent message was received that SG's had decended and were wreaking havoc everywhere, all was KAOS, so Wallaby, disguised as Agent 86, boarded the plane with his anti-SG crew, and as the plane taxied, a tear went down his fuzzy cheek, for he knew his beloved WDW was in danger, and as the plane lifted off, he saw...

Hobie surfing the waves and waving farewell. Wallaby's tears started flowing even faster down his fuzzy cheeks and he gulped and said....

Churchy put away that peanut butter and onion sandwich. Churchy put away the sandwich, made with corn tortillas then she and the SGT chose Whazzup to lead that last 100 SGs on the planet to their doom in a trap at .....

(thanks Purpura you are a saint)

mechurchlady wrote:Churchy put away that peanut butter and onion sandwich. Churchy put away the sandwich, made with corn tortillas then she and the SGT chose Whazzup to lead that last 100 SGs on the planet to their doom in a trap at .....

(thanks Purpura you are a saint)

Grumpy Pirate's house making rum for him to drink and to take to Pele in Hawaii for her parties. Then Churchy and Whazzup and the rest of the SGTers took a rest from travelling so much and had Christmas at the Disneyland Hotel. When New Years Eve came, They all had a sparkling apple cider toast and a fabulous...

(You're welcome Churchy!*hug*)

feats including Roast Bambi, Baked Flounder, and everyone's favourite Fricasseed Roger Rabbit. Purpura's favourite dish was ...

Crow, as they had realized that they were not in Disneyland, but WDW, and they were at the GF hotel, where the party was starting with RUM flavored everything. But mostly, they were realizing that the plane flight HAB been really long, and that the SG's were even now, in the lobby trying to eat the Gingerbread house, so Susislicker, the champion of Gingerbread everywhere, and her trusty sidkick Raffle, swung down upon them from the third floor balconey, not realizing that...

They were only on the second floor. Just then darph realizes that banana beer trees 'are' real :) ,sooooo,,,,

Darph went back to Hawaii, dragging a protesting Grumpy Pirate along.
"Pele wants more rum Grumpy!" He said as he packed up the rum flavored everything for Pele. Then Darph went back to the Banana beer plants and started picking them for his Christmas Tree.

Meanwhile Churchy and the others started singing Christmas songs and Purpura ate turkey with all the trimmings not crow. Then...